For me laughing REALLY helps me , so hear goes ;been looking up jokes on the net , some pretty lame but doing my best 😆. This one is true story though that happened the other day :
I was at church, and this much older and quiet man I’ve become friends with told me this ;
It was his birthday and he went out for dinner with his family on Saturday night , well the young waitress asked how old he was and he said 69 , well she started to giggle, lol lol , he said he went bright red and everyone laughed , I’m surprised he even told me this he’s so quiet. I couldn’t stop laughing, hilarious.... poor waitress she musnt have been able to hold it in ..... soooo funny 😆true story 😆
These aren’t obviously: but best I could find :
A bear goes into a bar and asks for a whiskey and ____________________coke , bartender sais “why the big pause “
A person goes into a zoo, but there was only one dog there , it was “shiatsu “ ( sorry bit lame , trying )
Anyone got any jokes to add , I think we could all do with it , much love to all you beautiful people and praying for healing for all of us , yous are the best !!!! So blessed to have you all and your love kindness and understanding ❤️❤️❤️
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Okay I’ll try one for sport since we all need a laugh here. 😂 Q: What’s opening speech do u give @ your ex’s funeral? 🤣😂
How’s this one ? I was at the phone box calling my husband at the time , well this person was annoying the crap out of me , they kept calling my mobile (cell)phone EVERY single time I went to call him . It was starting to p___s me off . You guessed it , I was calling MY number , lol lol lol . I was embarrassed for myself lol lol lo 😆😆😆
This is a joke i made up 😂 ok here goes nothing a man was at a very sunny beach and there was a man laying down on a chair. The man who was laying on the chair asked why did you pause to the other man the other man said i had a tangent 😂😂
I’m so sorry hiba but what’s a tangent ?? I’m in Australia and I think we have different names for things 😆😆😆; as in thong ain’t called a thong down here , we wear them on our feet lol lol
What about this ?? True story . My son who who has trauma and Tourette’s and possibly mildly autistic ( don’t worry this is not the funny bit )he’s like a big kid . Anyway after many calls to police for help after him putting holes in the walls at home sadly ended up in jail . Anyway in his mind he thought it would funny to dack someone in jail ( pull their pants down) in front of everyone!! Poor boy , didn’t get the reaction he expected, it wasn’t primary school 😆, but boy he makes me laugh and luckily this guy he did it to got over it . He also use to get my kids camping forms for primary school and tick all the boxes for e.g big tick for bed wetting , big tick for sleep walking.... cheeky boy but he cracked me up!!! Also when my sister msgd my phone to see what my children would like fir x,mas he’d msg back ‘a t.shirt’ for a joke , no one wanted a t.shirt !!! He has ( or had before life got to him ) had a great sense of humour , p.s he did get the naughty corner for being a bit naughty.
Aww that’s so sad he shouldn’t have been put in jail for something that he Can’t control he probably put holes on the wall because of a punching tic but i am glad that he uses humor ☺️ Police need to learn more about disability’s and conditions
Yes , poor kid , long story . I was very naive to think he would get the help for his Tourette’s when he was very young but unfortunately he didn’t get any . Rejected at school, from family, friends and my friends.... no doctors private or public wanted to help him ☹️. I think here we are very behind in understanding thus condition, unlike USA
Aww I’m so sorry that makes me sad ☹️ the USA is aware but there’s a stereotype about Tourette’s syndrome people in the US think its a cussing disorder because of how the media portrayals it .
My son did have the cussing , but also face arm and leg tics , what people don’t understand though is that mental and behavioural issues can be a part of it too, not always from being misunderstood, but it just goes with the territory. . Intrusive thoughts too.... . He didn’t mind getting a laugh out people with cussing, he knew it was funny sometimes too , but it was the complete misunderstanding from teachers, family, even doctors.... when he couldn’t stop the tics . He was a very cute kid and well liked at school.... but didn’t take long for that to disappear once he realised friends and family didn’t want him around .
Aww I’m so sorry . My friend has coprolalia as well it makes me sad that his friends and family didn’t want him around . I wish that people could understand it
I hope your friend has lots and lots of support and love and understanding, my sons life has turned out a mess now, and he’s 23. I believe with proper intervention his life would be completely different. But there is ALWAYS hope, who knows what the future holds for him 🙏💕 you are a sweetheart, I enjoy your positivity and lovely posts ❤️
What do you call a fly without wings, a walk! Might be a little more lame than yours!!What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff!! I know so sad!!!!
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