Negative day

[alfreddy7]

I need good stories

Put a smile on my face or a laugh. I need it

[Hb2003]

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’

The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’

[alfreddy7 in reply to Hb2003]

*Chirp chirp 🦗 *

Jk lol

I like that one lol

Also cause I like metal music

[Hb2003 in reply to alfreddy7]

That’s nice I love rock 80s and 90s rock ☺️

[alfreddy7 in reply to Hb2003]

I like all kinds of music. My wife gets surprised of how many lyrics of different genres I know lol. Like a human karaoke machine

[Hb2003 in reply to alfreddy7]

Me too ☺️lol 😂

[Hb2003]

I’m so sorry that your having a negative day today . much kindness love and support 🙏🤗

[Agora1]

Hi alfreddy7. I've been hanging onto this kinda lengthy story, hope you enjoy it.

A little old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said I would like to withdraw $500

The teller told her "for withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM"

The old lady then asked "Why?" The teller told her "These are the rules" The teller returned

her bank card. After a few minutes of silence, the old lady asked to withdraw all her money.

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance.

The teller leaned over and said to the old lady, my apologies Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank does not have that much cash currently.

The old lady then asked "How much am I able to withdraw for now?"

The teller told her, "Any amount up to $300,000.

The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account.

The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady.

The old lady kept $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $299,500

back into her account.

(This smart old lady had a Plan B all this time lol )

[alfreddy7 in reply to Agora1]

Hi agora

I will have to read it when I get home.

I had to leave the house to get off that negative funk.

I’m looking forward to it lol

[Agora1 in reply to alfreddy7]

Hugs xx

[hypercat54 in reply to Agora1]

Wow that's clever! It reminds me of a story I heard which is also true. A guy was travelling on a coach and after a few hours lit a cigarette. He was told to put it out but refused so was told he would be put off at the next stop.

The thing is the coach wasn't due to stop there and that's where he wanted to get off!

[Agora1 in reply to hypercat54]

ha ha ha love that xx

[hypercat54 in reply to Agora1]

Yes ha ha. These sort of people will go a long way in life. As a 'secret subversive' I thoroughly approve of them. x

[EEMO in reply to Agora1]

That's funny

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I went to a psychic today and wanted to share. He said I was the 4 of pentacles. True story! It's ironic though because in tarot the 4 of pentacles means the opposite where you want to hold on to things. 😂