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Laughter is the best medicine... 😆

Hope4321
Hope4321

Hey everyone.. I need a laugh.. tell me your best joke/pun that you know right now please join in !!! Annnnd GO!

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Here's a true story that happened when my daughter was about 10 years old.

One night as she was doing homework, I was washing my hair in the kitchen sink

when she yelled out from the dining room "mom what does virgin mean". My stomach

dropped and I thought, of all times to hit me with a question about the birds and bees.

I thought for a moment and quickly called out "I hope it's what you are". *Figuring I'll

sit down with her later and have a talk.

Without a missed beat, she yells back to me, "No, not virgin, I know what that is"

"I mean version" Oh happy days :) From that time on, every time I wash my hair,

that thought pops into my mind and brings me a smile.

Life isn't always about being serious, sometimes we just need to embrace the laughter

it can bring. :) xx

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to Agora1

Haha!!! Love this story thank you for sharing!

hypercat54
hypercat54
in reply to Agora1

Oh how great ha ha. x

MrZee
MrZee
in reply to Agora1

Agora1,

Reminds me of a funny story. Companies that have “obscene” words in their email(s) are instantly scanned, yanked and reprimanded.

Once the State of Virginia implemented this system. Well the mail servers instantly got overloaded and overwhelmed ‘flagging’ emails considered obscene.

Virginia contains “virgin” in it. And ka-bang... everyone got flagged! That actually made me laugh.

-MZ ❤️

Postmark
Postmark
in reply to Agora1

Now That’s a good one... a classic ... 👍

fauxartist
fauxartist
in reply to Agora1

That is hilarious....good one.

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonkey.

The 7 dwarves were in the bath feeling happy. Happy got out so they felt grumpy. x

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to hypercat54

🤣 thanks!!!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Scold

Scold who?

Scold outside. Let me in!

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to MrZee

Hehehehe !!!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

All this time, I had no idea you could yodel! 😝

MrZee
MrZee
in reply to Hope4321

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now that’s a good one!

sweetiepye
sweetiepye
in reply to Hope4321

Lovey it.

Doctor doctor I’ve got terrible wind can you give me something.....yes said dr I can prescribe you a kite 🤪

🤣 I knew you would have some jokes !

I’m going to bed will have a think tomorrow....goodnight 😊

Oh dear that's terrible! 😀🤣 x

She was on the bridge at midnight

Her legs were all a quiver

She gave a cough and one fell off

And floated down the river.

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to hypercat54

Hahahaha love this one !!!

hypercat54
hypercat54
in reply to Hope4321

Under the spreading chestnut bow

A young milkmaid sat milking a cow

Along came the farmer and gave her the sack

So she turned the cow over and poured the milk back.

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to hypercat54

🤣 omgggg This one has got me

Mobile mobile in my hand

Who is the sexiest in the land

Mobile laughed and gave a grunt

Well it isn't you, you ugly ****

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to hypercat54

🤣

hypercat54
hypercat54
in reply to Hope4321

If you want a very rude one I can't post here pm me. x

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to hypercat54

Always!

MrZee
MrZee
in reply to hypercat54

🤣🤣🤣

Postmark
Postmark
in reply to hypercat54

Now now... you meant “ blunt”.... hey, you should be punished .... ( ok... a sick attempt at humor... something very much needed hypercat54.... ROTF

Doctor doctor I keep thinking I’m a pair of curtains...........oh jeez you need to pull yourself together 😀....bye

😆

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are?

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to MrZee

Hahahaha!!!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

You ..

you who?

Oh yoohooooo to you too 👋

A man walked into the zoo. In the entire zoo the only animal was just one dog . It was a Shitzu !

Rhubarb Ted

I knew a funny little man

His name was Rhubard Ted;

They called him that because he wore

Rhubarb on his head.

I’d grown so used to this strange sight;

The cause I did not seek;

But then one day to my surprise

I saw he wore a leek.

I asked him if he’d please explain

And let me know the reason;

He said “I’m wearing leek because,

Rhubarb’s out of season!”

Ann O’Connor

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to hypercat54

Loool aw Teddy!

A keeper

A cute poem from my childhood...

Eletelephony

Once there was an elephant,

Who tried to use the telephant—

No! No! I mean an elephone

Who tried to use the telephone—

(Dear me! I am not certain quite

That even now I've got it right.)

Howe'er it was, he got his trunk

Entangled in the telephunk;

The more he tried to get it free,

The louder buzzed the telephee—

(I fear I'd better drop the song

Of elephop and telephong!)

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to MrZee

Awww love it !! Making me smile

sweetiepye
sweetiepye
in reply to MrZee

I remember this one , still love it.

MrZee
MrZee
in reply to sweetiepye

When I was a kid we had a children’s book that has that poem. I wish I still had that book. 😊

Great Idea!!! Here goes...Knock Knock...

Hidden
Hidden
in reply to Want2BHappy3

Who’s there?

Want2BHappy3
Want2BHappy3
in reply to Hidden

Iva...

Hidden
Hidden
in reply to Want2BHappy3

Iva who?

Want2BHappy3
Want2BHappy3
in reply to Hidden

Iva sore hand from Knocking 😊

🤣 awww

Iva what or who?

1: Knock knock

2: Who’s there?

1: The interrupting sheep

2: The interrupting shee..............

1: BAAA !!!

Smile and stay well! Pass it forward !X

🤣 love it thanks for making me smile

Not so much of a joke - but something to lift hearts from Spike Milligan

Smiling is infectious

You catch it like the flu

When someone smiled at me today

I started smiling too

I walked around the corner

And someone saw me grin

When he smiled I realised

I had passed it on to him

I thought about the smile

And then realised its worth

A single smile like mine

Could travel round the earth

So if you feel a smile begin

Don’t leave it undetected

Start an epidemic

And get the world infected

Want2BHappy3
Want2BHappy3
in reply to Tairua

Your right, I’m out there only if I need too I’m a at Risk Senior not seeing any Smiles😊. I get it, I’ve been watching things that make me Smile or Laugh. And doing things for others giving sanitizer or food to Seniors and Family members, that makes Me feel Good😊. I’m Struggling myself thinking what’s going to kill me First the Stress about the Virus or the Virus itself??? 🙏🙏🙏

💕

I've had the same thought and then decided I'll die in my bed of old old age.

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to Tairua

This lovely thanks for sharing

My husband told me why people bought so much toilet paper--to wrap themselves in it so no one would come near them.

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to Junella

🤣 loool he might be right

Hidden
Hidden

Hi Hope the blessing from pandora's boxx

Hope your not Blond

What do you call a blond with an IQ of more than 1

Pregnant

x

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to Hidden

Lol

Hidden
Hidden
in reply to Hope4321

Hi Hope springs eternal

I just wanted to say I really like that picture

there is something quite compelling about such expression with silence

Peace and good Karma to you

MaxV4 x

fauxartist
fauxartist
in reply to Hidden

I love blond jokes, was one most of my young life....now it's the silver white or the bottle blond....I'm good with 'o naturel'....

Hidden
Hidden
in reply to fauxartist

O natural that paints a picture, would make a great pseudonym

x

Husband and wife sitting together, he turns and says did you say something?

She replies That was 2 weeks ago!!!

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to san_ray70

🤣 that’s me and my husband 😝

Hidden
Hidden
in reply to Hope4321

2 weeks he obviously needs better reading materiial

x

sweetiepye
sweetiepye
in reply to Hope4321

same here

how do you know when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

He leaves his footprints in the jello.....

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to fauxartist

Cuteee! Although this week I’ve only just noticed how small our freezer actually is .. why did nobody tell me 🤔

Whats green and red and goes a thousand miles an hour?

A frog in a blender....

* was a joke our 6 year old told us so please PETA friends forgive me.

🤦‍♀️😂

Hope4321
Hope4321
in reply to fauxartist

Lmaoooo 🤣 risky!

Love this idea. Unfortunately I am not a comedian but I love to hear and read others jokes.

Too me the toilet paper disappearing out of the stores is funny., 😁

It would not be funny if you get a funny tummy!!!!!

I through a boomerang a few years ago... now I live in constant fear.

Hidden
Hidden
in reply to jesuslover

that is very amusing a guys approach to sensible just cant stop throwing it away

Hidden
Hidden

what do you call a brunet sandwiched between 2 blonds

an interpreter

x

That's about my speed. Thanks !

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