Hey everyone.. I need a laugh.. tell me your best joke/pun that you know right now please join in !!! Annnnd GO!
Laughter is the best medicine... 😆 - Anxiety and Depre...
Here's a true story that happened when my daughter was about 10 years old.
One night as she was doing homework, I was washing my hair in the kitchen sink
when she yelled out from the dining room "mom what does virgin mean". My stomach
dropped and I thought, of all times to hit me with a question about the birds and bees.
I thought for a moment and quickly called out "I hope it's what you are". *Figuring I'll
sit down with her later and have a talk.
Without a missed beat, she yells back to me, "No, not virgin, I know what that is"
"I mean version" Oh happy days From that time on, every time I wash my hair,
that thought pops into my mind and brings me a smile.
Life isn't always about being serious, sometimes we just need to embrace the laughter
it can bring. xx
Reminds me of a funny story. Companies that have “obscene” words in their email(s) are instantly scanned, yanked and reprimanded.
Once the State of Virginia implemented this system. Well the mail servers instantly got overloaded and overwhelmed ‘flagging’ emails considered obscene.
Virginia contains “virgin” in it. And ka-bang... everyone got flagged! That actually made me laugh.
I knew a funny little man
His name was Rhubard Ted;
They called him that because he wore
Rhubarb on his head.
I’d grown so used to this strange sight;
The cause I did not seek;
But then one day to my surprise
I saw he wore a leek.
I asked him if he’d please explain
And let me know the reason;
He said “I’m wearing leek because,
Rhubarb’s out of season!”
A cute poem from my childhood...
Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee—
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
Not so much of a joke - but something to lift hearts from Spike Milligan
Smiling is infectious
You catch it like the flu
When someone smiled at me today
I started smiling too
I walked around the corner
And someone saw me grin
When he smiled I realised
I had passed it on to him
I thought about the smile
And then realised its worth
A single smile like mine
Could travel round the earth
So if you feel a smile begin
Don’t leave it undetected
Start an epidemic
And get the world infected
Your right, I’m out there only if I need too I’m a at Risk Senior not seeing any Smiles😊. I get it, I’ve been watching things that make me Smile or Laugh. And doing things for others giving sanitizer or food to Seniors and Family members, that makes Me feel Good😊. I’m Struggling myself thinking what’s going to kill me First the Stress about the Virus or the Virus itself??? 🙏🙏🙏
Hi Hope the blessing from pandora's boxx
Hope your not Blond
What do you call a blond with an IQ of more than 1
Hi Hope springs eternal
I just wanted to say I really like that picture
there is something quite compelling about such expression with silence
Peace and good Karma to you
that is very amusing a guys approach to sensible just cant stop throwing it away
what do you call a brunet sandwiched between 2 blonds