Just hoping for a smile

[-Sasha-]

Been in a blah mood all day, can't seem to shake it. If anyone is up for it... please entertain me and distract me before I let my crazy head take over. Jokes, quotes and music are a hit with me. Thanks ahead for indulging me

~S~

[jkl5500]

How about "If you're going through hell, keep going!"

Winston Churchill said that during WW 2.

[jkl5500]

As for a laugh, how about this:

I got gas today for $1.39

Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.

[-Sasha- in reply to jkl5500]

lol the taco bell one caught me off guard and had me laughing. Thank you so much, I needed that.

~S~

[jkl5500 in reply to -Sasha-]

Glad to be of help. I found a few others, if you're interested.

[-Sasha- in reply to jkl5500]

Definitely... I love hearing new jokes, even the cheesy ones 🤓

[jkl5500 in reply to -Sasha-]

How about this:

A 25-year old man decided to get therapy because he was still wetting the bed. He started seeing a Freudian psychoanalyst for his problem. After 3 years of intensive therapy, the analyst declared the treatment a success. The guy still wets the bed, but now he knows why.

Just for the record, it was a therapist who told me that one.

[-Sasha- in reply to jkl5500]

Lol well I like that therapist. I'm glad I'm familiar with Sigmund Freud, otherwise that would have gone right over my head 😄

~S~

[jkl5500 in reply to -Sasha-]

A guy goes into a jewelry store to get his wife a birthday gift. He tells the clerk, "Show me something that's real cheap." The clerk held up a mirror.

[jkl5500]

A woman goes into a beauty salon and tells her stylist, "Make me look like Barbara Streisand!" So he took a brush and broke her nose.

[-Sasha- in reply to jkl5500]

I feel guilty for laughing so hard at this one lol

[jkl5500]

I tell ya, I get no respect! The milkman took my kid to the father-and-son baseball game!

[-Sasha-]

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor

(Hey... I warned you I liked the cheesy ones 🤷😄)