Tell a funny joke?!

Does anyone have a funny joke to tell? ’One day I hope chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.’

[TheEraOfSarah]

Why is a koala not a real bear?

It does't have the koala-fications.

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Ha I love it! 🐨

[jacklopez]

Why did the blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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😂

[Agora1]

Superstar, I think this is a great way to take a break from our thoughts.

Still thinking of a joke

Thanks for sharing... I needed that.

[Hidden]

Ooooh! I just had a popsicle & I’ll tell the joke that it said!!!!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe happy.

I love dumb jokes!!!! 😂😂💕

[Hidden]

Warning: This is a dirty joke!

One day Mr. and Mrs. Smith decide to come up with a code name for sex so that their daughter won’t know what they are talking about. They agree on Typewriter. The next week Mr. Smith goes to his daughter giving her a message to give to Mrs. Smith. The daughter then gives the message to her mother; “Mommy!! Daddy needs to use the typewriter to type an urgent letter.” Mrs. Smith then gives her daughter a message for Mr. Smith; “Daddy!! Mommy said the typewriter is broken because there is a red ribbon stuck in it. Mr. Smith understands. The next week Mrs. Smith goes to her daughter and gives her another message to give to Mr. Smith. “Daddy!! Mommy said the typewriter is fixed so now you can type your letter.” Mr. Smith then gives his daughter his response. So she runs to her mother and she says; “Mommy!! Mommy!! Mommy!! Daddy said he doesn’t need the typewriter anymore because he already wrote the letter by hand.” 😂😂

Sorry if this is not funny to some. It’s just my kind of humor!

[Hidden]

“Pearl , do you think I’m a bad Mother?”

“My name is Hope mum....” 🙃🙃🙃🙃

(My life everyday.... names changed obviously) lol

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😂

[gerg]

Why should you never trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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Haha 😂

[LovelySnow]

Ok, this might be considered a little sexist, but it still makes me laugh. (A woman is speaking first).

Woman: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

Reply: I don't know. How many?

Woman: 4

Reply: Why?

A: It just does, ok!?

[sheila1kerry]

HOW DO YOU CATCH A SQUIRREL ?

CLIMB UP A TREE, AND ACT LIKE A NUT.

Sheila 1kerry

[sheila1kerry]

You have come up with some really interesting posts . Keep ‘em coming superstar 😂

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Thank you. Funny joke 🐿

[Hidden]

Why did Sally fall off the swing?...

..because she had no arms.

Knock, knock..

Who's there?..

Not Sally..

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😂

[Marshall64]

Q. What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?

A. Homeless

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🎸

[kenster1]

not very good but here goes.what do you call a naughty sheep?...……...a baaaaaaaaad girl.