Two peanuts were walking in a bad neighborhood and one of them was a-salted 😂
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A little joke
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lol 
The 7 dwarfs where in the bath feeling happy.
Happy got out so they felt grumpy.
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😂😂 haha lol
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Lol say another one
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Ill try to think of one.. 
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Oh dear x
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
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Simba was walking too slow so i asked him to mufasa lol
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lol
what do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
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Lmao omg i got it lol
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Your turn?
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What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea
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lol very good
What do you call a man lying under a pile of leaves?
Russel
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Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? I'm not telling you. You might spread it
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Very good lol
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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😂😂😀 lml lol i can't think of more
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Why is the library the tallest building? Because it have so many stories lol
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lol
Just seen an idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
Oh thats terrible. Don't know why I am laughing x
What do you call a woman with eggs and bacon on her head? Cath
What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug
What do you call a man without a space on his head? Dougless.
What do you call a woman with tiles on her head? Ruth
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What do you call a vicar on a motorbike?
Rev.
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What do you call a man with a wave on his head? Eddie
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What do you call a man that installs french windows?
Paddy O'doors.
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Ha ha
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Haha lol
What do you call a stag with no eyes? No idea
What do you call stag with no eyes who isn't moving? Still no idea.
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Lol
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Lmao 😂
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonky!
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Very good lol
Ha ha I have an endless supply of silly jokes like these x
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Me too but I have a hard time remembering them all 😀
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Both pf you were awesome lol
😂😂😂😂 lol
😂😂
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Lol ur turn, tell one lol
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What did the grape say when it was crushed?
Nothing, it just let out a little WINE 😁
That's all I have... saw it online and it cracked me up lol
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Lmao lol wine 😂😂, i have to steal that one and post it tomorrow lol
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Good one lol
What do you call a 3 legged donkey which is sleepy? A wonky zonky donkey.
What has 4 letters but sometimes has 9 and always has 6.
I'd tell a steak joke, but they're never well-done!
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😂😂😂 LMAO lol im stealing this
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