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sorry for missing 2 days on my puzzle schedule But im back! this is funny poem friday! write your own funny poem or find one on the internet(with credit to owner) about your week!

I've hunted near, I've hunted far

I even looked inside my car.

I've lost my glasses, I'm in need,

To have them now so I can read.

I loudly swear and I curse

Did I leave them in my purse?

Are they behind the sofa, under the bed?

Oh there they are - on my head!

Source: familyfriendpoems.com/poem/...

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Love this! Id make a copy for my purse but...wheres my purse!In days of old

When knights were bold

And hankies not invented

They blew thier nose

On thier underclothes

And went away conyented!

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coolkitty1934 in reply tojackiesj

lol hilarious XD

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Isinatra in reply tojackiesj

Lol

Here's mine

Source- Pinterest
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coolkitty1934 in reply to

oof XD

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Isinatra in reply to

😂

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lol :) xx

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Isinatra

Monday was the big bodeeny.

Tuesday was better, just a teeny.

Wednesday the sun did peek.

Thursday…..OMG…..EEEK!

Friday is up for grabs.

Depends if I can delete those tabs.

Don’t want a prying eye 👁 .

The CIA or the FBI.

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coolkitty1934 in reply toIsinatra

lol i love it!

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😂

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