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Random Joke Generator, which joke did you find funny?

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They say, never go to bed angry. I say, never start your day with a negative thought. I found this joke generator ( generatorfun.com/joke-gener... ), the joke below in particular made me laugh. Let me know if you see a funny joke in the generator, or have one of your own...

A chemist walks into a bar...

Chemist: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite? Bartender: NaBrO 😆

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Took me a second but I got it!!😜😜😜

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Isinatra

😂😂

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Isinatra

Thanks for the link. Really enjoying myself. I owe you one. 😂

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LadyZen in reply toIsinatra

Do you see any particular one that you found funny or corny enough to share?

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Isinatra

The one that I could remember off the top of my head could put my life at risk. 😂

I’ll be back though. 😁

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Isinatra

My mother in law asked me to come over for a “talk”.

I told her I don’t go out on days ending in Y. Lol

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Imaaan

Lol@ naaaw bro...clever

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MadBunny

😂😂😂

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Isinatra

My wife and I went to a restaurant. I ordered the Hippo soup.

I wasn’t ready to order yet.

😵‍💫

Lol

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LadyZen in reply toIsinatra

I think I need a Joke Translator for this one. Maybe it will hit me later.

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Isinatra in reply toLadyZen

It took me a minute too. It will come to you.

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Roxylox in reply toIsinatra

Oooh, so mean

😄

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Isinatra in reply toRoxylox

Ok. I’ll spill the beans….are you ready?

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Roxylox in reply toIsinatra

Puzzled now ,cos I meant the joke was deliciously mean

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Isinatra in reply toRoxylox

Oh. Lol I thought you hadn’t figured it out yet and I was being mean by not explaining it. Thank you for adding deliciously to your reply. Mooooaaaaahhhhhh. Lol

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LadyZen in reply toIsinatra

I still haven't figured it out yet. Is it cause I'm American?

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Isinatra in reply toLadyZen

😁I don’t see why that would make a difference, lol It’s American, not Americant. The man refers to his wife as the hippo. He bought the hippo soup (his wife). Double entendres. I think a comma would have made it too clear. Back to the drawing board…

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LadyZen in reply toIsinatra

Hmmm, I guess I never hear of a man refer to his wife as a hippo.

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Isinatra in reply toLadyZen

Just as well you haven’t. It’s not very nice. If my husband called me a hippo, he’d be referring to me as his ex wife. If he could speak at all. Lol

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LadyZen in reply toIsinatra

That's a joke I got immediately. 😆

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Isinatra in reply toLadyZen

😁My job is done. I’ll bid you goodnight. 🌸

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Roxylox

I kinda gathered you thought that alright. Dunno why l like dark humour really. Don't think l've ever watched more than a clip or two of a horror movie, I'd be much too scared. Even watching some of Scary Movie- the spoof one freaked me out!

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Isinatra in reply toRoxylox

You’re wise to not watch something that makes you uncomfortable. Psycho affected my ability to shower. But Silence of theLambs didn’t bither me a bot. Our minds work in mysterious ways. Are you into Halloween?

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Roxylox in reply toIsinatra

I'm afraid not. Mind you don't mind the less scary Vampire films. Like a Vampire costume. Think trick or t.reating csn be intimidating for elderly people being visited by loads of kids.Like the pumpkins. Are you into Halloween.

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Isinatra in reply toRoxylox

I haven’t been for a long time. Children don’t go door to door anymore. They get together in group parties now. Safer for them and us. So I don’t buy candy anymore. Just as well, I’d eat it all .😵‍💫

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