Brief respite!!

[Angep]

hi everyone, both myself and fi3h have been on the action for happiness forum and basically there's nothing doing on there!! Which is a crying shame!! Pardon the pun!! but if any of you can think of a funny story or your favourite joke then please put it on there.if we can make someone smile even just briefly through these difficult times then please let's do that xx

[jamie1975]

Your right not much happening there

[Goldfish_]

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

[sweetiepye in reply to Goldfish_]

You had me LOL by the second line. Thanks

[Angep in reply to Goldfish_]

Well goldfish it's 6.40am and am about to get up for work and the first thing I've done is laugh 😂😂 Thankyou for a lovely start to my day!! After all if we can't laugh at ourselves eh x

[Satsuma in reply to Goldfish_]

Hahaha this is funny Goldfish_ I so relate to many of those aspects. Mental illness really does somet to ones head hey and espesh other people once they know they feed it with even more turd and I call them scumbags .. Oh I feel a poem coagulating now

[Dragonell in reply to Goldfish_]

Good one, made me smile, thank you! 😁

[Goldfish_]

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one -- but the light bulb has to really want to change!

How many depressives does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry.

After a life of nothing but disappointments, I was sure the worse was yet to come!

[Satsuma]

Changing the negatives to positives could be the new ocd hahaha