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Two lads were stopped by the police the other day .....

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one was drinking battery acid and one was eating fireworks. They charged the first one and they let the other one off.

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Ha ha great one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Glad you liked it x

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Itsbab

Brill I needed a laugh tonight. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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kalahuchiβ€’ in reply toItsbab

Then I'm really pleased you enjoyed the joke; it's one of those really old ones that I dig out from time to time and it always gets a good response x

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Cat33Restart Dec 2023

Is this the next challenge a laugh a day Great thanks for the chuckleπŸ˜‚

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kalahuchiβ€’ in reply toCat33

You wouldn't want a joke a day from me; most of them are truly terrible! But a Laugh a Day challenge could be a good idea x

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Cat33Restart Dec 2023β€’ in reply tokalahuchi

Well maybe you could get a job with a Christmas cracker company πŸ˜‚

Anything that makes people laugh is a good tonic

πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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kalahuchiβ€’ in reply toCat33

I could only fill 2 crackers x

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Cat33Restart Dec 2023β€’ in reply tokalahuchi

Ha ha

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Thats made my day start with a giggleπŸ˜‚

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kalahuchiβ€’ in reply toCurlywurlym8

It's one of my favourites; glad you enjoyed it too x

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Just read this.

Great start to a Friday πŸ˜†

I thought it was a bit flat at first but it's brightened my day. Well done Kalahuchi πŸ˜‚

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kalahuchiβ€’ in reply toBu-dog

That's great Bu-dog; it's nice to share a smile x

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kalahuchiβ€’ in reply toBu-dog

Ooooh, I'm a bit slow this morning - that's really clever! x

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Cat33Restart Dec 2023

Sent this to my police officer son early this morning he loved it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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kalahuchiβ€’ in reply toCat33

I'm so pleased you think the joke is worthy of being passed on x

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Cat33Restart Dec 2023β€’ in reply tokalahuchi

Yes it was a good one My son chuckled I shall be also pass it on when I write to friends later on just their humour πŸ˜‚

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Hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ love it....

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kalahuchiβ€’ in reply toJune1965

Glad you liked it x

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Ha Ha ha !!!

smh ...oh someone's been on the sherry!!! HA! Xx

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