Full 'Bags' in more ways than one!

[AndrewT]

Dear All,

Today I spent the Day with my Mother.... To begin with we attended a, fairly short, Church Service. Thereafter she 'did a few errands' before we went back, to her place, for some lunch.... Crucially I had Two Large Rolls, absolutely 'stuffed', with ham & pickle- complete with a large mug of tea.

Afterwards we both went Shopping, mainly for my mum- I play Donkey (with the heavy load(s)). I did buy myself a New Electric Razor, with a Very Good Saving Indeed (about £50), in Boots.

After a trip into 'Savers', were my Mum bought quite a Lot- I got some cans, of fruit drink too- I was Bursting BOTH Ways!

With the Public Toilets far, too far away, AND Knowing the Stores 'Policy' of using theirs's..... well erm......Out IT ALL Came, right were I was Standing!

Fortunately I WAS 'Wearing a 'Pad', so No Real Harm Done...... but it WAS a 'Soggy/ Smelly walk back to her car. Out came the plastic sheets and I was Dropped Home! The shopping I will 'Pick Up' Later.

I have just Ordered a Take Away, as my Hair is Drying, from the Shower- since my Shopping is STILL in Mum's Car!

Maybe, next time- assuming there is one!- I will only eat ONE Roll........

AndrewT