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Dear All,

It seems, only Yesterday, that I was urging the Weather to Cool Down. Well it FINALLY has and, I caught a 'Nasty' Cold, my Joints are Aching and I'm Wetting The Bed most nights. On the Plus side, my Tummy is much better- I can poo most days- I'm Farting much more (it's OK they ARE mostly odourless, just Swallowed air mainly) so I'm not getting the Cramps, as I was. My Athlete's Foot, is SLOWLY responding to treatment- my Dermatologist, has taken a 'Scrape Sample' to, in her words, 'Check that there isn't Anything Else going on'. My Hand is, once again, slowly healing, my Mouth? Well yes That.... Anyway I can 'GO', DO my POO, SH-T Myself, have an ACCIDENT....WOOPEE! NOT that I'm, in any way, absolutely F..CKING Delighted you understand!

Does anyone else feel the same way, as I do? Maybe, the Weather, 'Helps' you in other ways, maybe it makes 'Things' worse. A friend I had, many, many years ago now, used to get Terrible Headaches in the 'Cold & Wet'. Sometimes she would, quite literally, SCREAM in pain. She was finally Prescribed some Powerful Pain Killers, the sort given to Cancer sufferers, which helped her a lot.

Let's talk about Happier 'Things', shall we? It IS Nearly Christmas, after all.....The time for 'Good Will To ALL Mankind' (Mrs May needs, some of THAT, right now....'Ere NO POLITICS, it's Christmas).

That Great Northern Herdsman, Rudolf The Red, is looking out of the window one day. He turns, to his wife, and says "It's Raining, out there". "No it's NOT, it's snowing" replies his wife. The which he says "Listen....Rudolf The Red Knows Rain Dear"! If you think THAT, was bad, then look at, some of the Others that I have already 'Posted'. A more Up To Date One...A Little girl, is visiting Santa's Grotto. "Ho, Ho, Ho" says Santa jovially "and what do YOU want, for Christmas young lady?" The girl looks confused before replying "Didn't you get my Email?"

Anyway I'm gong back to bed shortly, it's 2:10 am, I got up needing the loo- yes I actually Got Up BEFORE I wet! How about 'That' then?

Christmas Love, and Best Wishes, to you all.

AndrewT

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