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Saturday Night Live! Open Mic 🎤 All jokes are welcomed!👍🙏
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Since you asked........ It's long , be patient.
A priest, a rabbi ,and a minister, were talking about how they manage the funds for the weekly collection of the offering.
The priest said, "I draw the out line of a cross in the courtyard. I toss the offering in the air. What lands inside the cross, I keep. The rest God keeps."
The minister said, I do a similar ritual. I draw a circle on the ground, toss the offering in the air, what lands outside the circle The Lord keeps. Of course what lands inside the circle I keep,"
The rabbi then says. "Well, I go out in the court yard, and simply throw the offering in the air, What God catches he can keep.........
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Brilliant! 👍🙏
Rabbi is the most “enlightened” one 🤣😂🤣😂.
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Thank you.. Thought that one up myself I did. Yup! Rabbi got Da Juice!
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Oh wow Mr. Tao is a comedian too 😂😅👍🙏
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A frustrated comedian at that... Frustrated that I can't make a living at it. But thank you... you so kind.🥰
He Said...She Said....🤣😂🤣🤣
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"To start from the self and try to understand all things is delusion. To let the self be awakened by all things is enlightenment."
Dogan
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Hit me with a stick please 🤣😂🤣😂
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Oh, I think not.You'd probably enjoy it.
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Instant Satori ☝️🤣😂🤣😂
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I aim to please.
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🙏🙏🙏
Teacher’s pet☝️🤣😂🤣😂
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Wish I'd thought of that😁
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Right up your alley Mr. Tao 🤣😂
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Teacher's pet? Who is teaching whom here?
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Always so humble Mr. Tao 😂🙏
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Yes Grasshopper. It is a wise person who knows humility.
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Wisdom is knowing when to leave the room. TTFN 🙏👋
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Later Mr. Tao 😂🙏
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And to you have a good evening... Pleasant repartee as usual thank you.😍❤️
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Thank you Mr. Tao for participation. Have a good evening 🤗🙏🌈
ZazenRiver345• in reply to
Have a good night Mr Tao🙏. Good joke👍🙂
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Perfect GreatMindfulness!🤣
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Thank you Callendersgal! 🤣😂🙏
Returning from his holiday, Mulla Nasrudin asked for two weeks more in which to get married."But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then?"
"WHAT, AND RUIN MY HOLIDAY?"
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The awareness is off the chain 🤣😂🤣😂
Mulla Nasrudin was attempting to smuggle a jar of whiskey across the border of his country. When asked what the jar contained, he said, "Holy Water."The Customs officer insisted on opening it and taking a sniff.
Good God, man, this is whiskey! he said "SAINTS BE PRAISED!" cried the Mulla. "A MIRACLE!"
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Brilliant! Mulla is awesome 🤣😂🤣😂
ZazenRiver345• in reply to
So much wisdom👌😂🤣
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Undoubtedly the best-known trickster and wit in human history ☝️🤣😂
😋😋😋
🤣😂🤣😂
ZazenRiver345• in reply to
You have to come back for chocolate 🙏😂🤣
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Gotta give what people want or else☝️🤣😂🤣😂
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Chocolate comes out the back end....
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We got one truth teller here ☝️🤣😂🤣😂
Karate Kid 🙏
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Google ain’t all dat.... 🙄
🤣😂🤣😂
Hiba never misses Ramadan and always wakes up for suhur her favorite movies are the hunger games and fasting and furious 😂😂
You get a little grumpy when you're fasting? 😉🤣😂
Yes 😂😂
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Doesn’t take much to fix 🤷♀️Just load her up with Oreos 🤣😂🤣😂❤️
Hb2003• in reply to
😂😂 6 Oreos a day keeps Hiba’s anger away 😂😂
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Daz wisdom right der ☝️🤣😂🤣😂❤️
6 is a good number👍. Not too much, not too little
ZazenRiver345• in reply to
Gotta get her oreo levels back up😅
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It’s so slow it needs to hit control alt delete boost 🤣😂🤣😂
I’m a whole other person when fasting 😂😂
Like the hulk? 🤣🤣🤣
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I’ll say It’s mix between alladin and the 40 thieves 🤣😂🤣😂
A man was arrested at the airport for having a sharp object in his luggage. He had a ruler, compass and protractor. He was a math teacher! But it turns out he was also a member of the notorious terrorist group, Al Gebra.
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Nice 👍We have a different kind of Notorious over here in US called Notorious Big 😉🤣😂🤣😂
VDC1• in reply to
Up north were also sicker than the average. I sometimes twist cabbage on instinct. Some people don’t think it stinks think gators and my Detroit players , Tims for my hooligans in Brooklyn
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Oh dang no limit to the ultimate ! Brooklyn bounce 😎
VDC1• in reply to
Hahahh. I can rap him karaoke word for word believe it or not.
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Show me whatchu got 😉
VDC1• in reply to
Who shot ya , separate the weak from the obsolete it’s on sista, forget all that bickering beef, your heartbeat sound like Sasquatch feet thunderin shakin the concrete
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Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us
Who us? Yeah, Poppa and Puff
Close like Starsky and Hutch, stick the clutch
Dare I squeeze three at your cherry M-3
Bang every MC easily, busily
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Recently sista’s frontin ain’t saying nothing so I just speak my piece keep my peace cubans with the Jesus piece with my peeeps! It’s so catchy it’s hard not to say it. Never thought I’d rap a biggie duet
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It’s your lucky day I guess🤷♀️ Bring it back to Century Club heyyyy 😂😂😂
What kind of concert costs only 45 cents?
"Is there any reason why the board should not draft you into the army, Mulla?""Yes, I have defective eyesight," said Mulla Nasrudin.
"Are you able to substantiate that claim?"
"WELL -- HERE'S A PHOTOGRAPH OF MY WIFE."
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Such a sore for an eyesight 🤣😂🤣😂
ZazenRiver345• in reply to
Poor Mulla cant catch a break😂🤣😂
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Hang in there buddy... 🤣😂🤣😂
When old Mulla Nasrudin was asked why he talked to himself, he replied: "IT IS BECAUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE, I LIKE TO TALK TO A SMART MAN, AND IN THE SECOND PLACE, BECAUSE I LIKE TO HEAR A SMART MAN TALK."
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Know Thyself 😂🙏
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