I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
.I've just bought the new Fleetwood Mac sat-nav.
I'm not impressed. All it says is "You can go your own way.
.I was watching a program on TV last night, about a group of anthropologists who travelled across Africa digging up dry river beds looking for artefacts,
I'm sorry but I just think that's going from one ex stream to another.
.Patient: "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf".
Doctor: "What are the symptoms?".
Patient: "A cartoon family from America"..
.That bloke who invented the 'knock knock' joke....... he should be given a no-bell prize !!!!!!!!!
.It’s hard to be sarcastic to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?
Were you advised to walk 500 more?
You could be entitled to compensation.
Call the Pro Claimers NOW.
.Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette
.The missus left me because my obsession with Phil Collins... Well take a look at me now!!
What are the benefits of moving to Switzerland?... Not sure but the flag is a big plus
I brought a Prince CD today... It cost me £20 but I partied like it was £19.99.
.Harry potter jokes for sale ...