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Hope you are all having a good Sunday, and yes, the jokes are bad 😊xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits
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I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.



That was a trip down memory lane.

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.I've just bought the new Fleetwood Mac sat-nav.

I'm not impressed. All it says is "You can go your own way.

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.I was watching a program on TV last night, about a group of anthropologists who travelled across Africa digging up dry river beds looking for artefacts,

I'm sorry but I just think that's going from one ex stream to another.

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.Patient: "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf".

Doctor: "What are the symptoms?".

Patient: "A cartoon family from America"..

.That bloke who invented the 'knock knock' joke....... he should be given a no-bell prize !!!!!!!!!

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.It’s hard to be sarcastic to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

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Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?

Were you advised to walk 500 more?

You could be entitled to compensation.

Call the Pro Claimers NOW.

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.Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette

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.The missus left me because my obsession with Phil Collins... Well take a look at me now!!

What are the benefits of moving to Switzerland?... Not sure but the flag is a big plus

I brought a Prince CD today... It cost me Β£20 but I partied like it was Β£19.99.

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.Harry potter jokes for sale ...

Quid each.

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Really funny and I really enjoyed the Fleetwood Mac and Prince jokes the best! Thanks, Bazzak! :-)

A big 😁for you, thanks keep them coming 😁

As usual, awful. Love the music ones.I must be a bit slow today- took me a while to get the Switzerland and Proclaimers ones πŸ™„.

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Unlucky yesterday, some of your players looked class xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I haven't seen any of it. Sounds a bit like Spurs at times- in front, then losing 😊

Thank you for making us smile/ laugh. Hope you and yours are ok

Take care and stay safe Lynne

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Very funny. The Pro Claimers one and the ex streams one were my favourites. Oh, yes and the Swiss flag one. And the.........

Let's just say you pulled a blinder there Bazzak!

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BazzakReading Rabbits

Didn't know you had a guide dog Marnie

😊😊😘😘xx

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Love the Knock Knock joke hahaha

Great stuff πŸ˜€πŸ‘

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