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Hope you are all having a good Sunday, and yes, the jokes are bad 😊xx

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I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.



.I've just bought the new Fleetwood Mac sat-nav.

I'm not impressed. All it says is "You can go your own way.


.I was watching a program on TV last night, about a group of anthropologists who travelled across Africa digging up dry river beds looking for artefacts,

I'm sorry but I just think that's going from one ex stream to another.


.Patient: "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf".

Doctor: "What are the symptoms?".

Patient: "A cartoon family from America"..

.That bloke who invented the 'knock knock' joke....... he should be given a no-bell prize !!!!!!!!!


.It’s hard to be sarcastic to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally


Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?

Were you advised to walk 500 more?

You could be entitled to compensation.

Call the Pro Claimers NOW.


.Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette



.The missus left me because my obsession with Phil Collins... Well take a look at me now!!

What are the benefits of moving to Switzerland?... Not sure but the flag is a big plus

I brought a Prince CD today... It cost me Β£20 but I partied like it was Β£19.99.


.Harry potter jokes for sale ...

Quid each.

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Activity2004 profile image

Really funny and I really enjoyed the Fleetwood Mac and Prince jokes the best! Thanks, Bazzak ! :-)

A big 😁for you, thanks keep them coming 😁

MadBunny profile image

As usual, awful. Love the music ones.I must be a bit slow today- took me a while to get the Switzerland and Proclaimers ones πŸ™„.

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Unlucky yesterday, some of your players looked class xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I haven't seen any of it. Sounds a bit like Spurs at times- in front, then losing 😊

Thank you for making us smile/ laugh. Hope you and yours are ok

Take care and stay safe Lynne

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Love them Barrie πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜˜

Marnie22 profile image

Very funny. The Pro Claimers one and the ex streams one were my favourites. Oh, yes and the Swiss flag one. And the.........

Let's just say you pulled a blinder there Bazzak!


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BazzakReading Rabbits

Didn't know you had a guide dog Marnie


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Love the Knock Knock joke hahaha

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Great stuff πŸ˜€πŸ‘

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