The Struggle is Real!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
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Positive Wellbeing During Self-Isolation
Since you asked........ It's long , be patient.
A priest, a rabbi ,and a minister, were talking about how they manage the funds for the weekly collection of the offering.
The priest said, "I draw the out line of a cross in the courtyard. I toss the offering in the air. What lands inside the cross, I keep. The rest God keeps."
The minister said, I do a similar ritual. I draw a circle on the ground, toss the offering in the air, what lands outside the circle The Lord keeps. Of course what lands inside the circle I keep,"
The rabbi then says. "Well, I go out in the court yard, and simply throw the offering in the air, What God catches he can keep.........
Rabbi is the most “enlightened” one 🤣😂🤣😂.
Thank you.. Thought that one up myself I did. Yup! Rabbi got Da Juice!
He Said...She Said....🤣😂🤣🤣
"To start from the self and try to understand all things is delusion. To let the self be awakened by all things is enlightenment."
Hit me with a stick please 🤣😂🤣😂
Wish I'd thought of that😁
Right up your alley Mr. Tao 🤣😂
Teacher's pet? Who is teaching whom here?
Always so humble Mr. Tao 😂🙏
Yes Grasshopper. It is a wise person who knows humility.
Wisdom is knowing when to leave the room. TTFN 🙏👋
Later Mr. Tao 😂🙏
Returning from his holiday, Mulla Nasrudin asked for two weeks more in which to get married."But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then?"
"WHAT, AND RUIN MY HOLIDAY?"
Mulla Nasrudin was attempting to smuggle a jar of whiskey across the border of his country. When asked what the jar contained, he said, "Holy Water."The Customs officer insisted on opening it and taking a sniff.
Good God, man, this is whiskey! he said "SAINTS BE PRAISED!" cried the Mulla. "A MIRACLE!"
You have to come back for chocolate 🙏😂🤣
Karate Kid 🙏
Google ain’t all dat.... 🙄
Hiba never misses Ramadan and always wakes up for suhur her favorite movies are the hunger games and fasting and furious 😂😂
You get a little grumpy when you're fasting? 😉🤣😂
Doesn’t take much to fix 🤷♀️Just load her up with Oreos 🤣😂🤣😂❤️
😂😂 6 Oreos a day keeps Hiba’s anger away 😂😂
A man was arrested at the airport for having a sharp object in his luggage. He had a ruler, compass and protractor. He was a math teacher! But it turns out he was also a member of the notorious terrorist group, Al Gebra.
Nice 👍We have a different kind of Notorious over here in US called Notorious Big 😉🤣😂🤣😂
Up north were also sicker than the average. I sometimes twist cabbage on instinct. Some people don’t think it stinks think gators and my Detroit players , Tims for my hooligans in Brooklyn
Oh dang no limit to the ultimate ! Brooklyn bounce 😎
Hahahh. I can rap him karaoke word for word believe it or not.
Show me whatchu got 😉
Who shot ya , separate the weak from the obsolete it’s on sista, forget all that bickering beef, your heartbeat sound like Sasquatch feet thunderin shakin the concrete
Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us
Who us? Yeah, Poppa and Puff
Close like Starsky and Hutch, stick the clutch
Dare I squeeze three at your cherry M-3
Bang every MC easily, busily
Recently sista’s frontin ain’t saying nothing so I just speak my piece keep my peace cubans with the Jesus piece with my peeeps! It’s so catchy it’s hard not to say it. Never thought I’d rap a biggie duet
What kind of concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent ft. Nickelback
Nickel back 😅 😅 50cent in da clubbb 🤣😂🤣😂
"Is there any reason why the board should not draft you into the army, Mulla?""Yes, I have defective eyesight," said Mulla Nasrudin.
"Are you able to substantiate that claim?"
"WELL -- HERE'S A PHOTOGRAPH OF MY WIFE."
When old Mulla Nasrudin was asked why he talked to himself, he replied: "IT IS BECAUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE, I LIKE TO TALK TO A SMART MAN, AND IN THE SECOND PLACE, BECAUSE I LIKE TO HEAR A SMART MAN TALK."
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