Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything.
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing.
The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.😬 The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it 😝.....pull myself together
I hope it made you smile 😁 xxx
Have to confess often do talk to inanimate equipment currently!!🤣🤣🤣
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Well I 'Put This' to my Furniture, as I thought it only fair.... My Chair was 'Relaxed' about it🙂, however the Coffee Table felt 'Put Upon🙄'. The Micro- Wave just 'Pinged' me away.... The Clocks were all.... wait for this... 'Ticked Off'🤦♂️. My shoes said 'The whole idea Stinks'🤢. The TV, just frowned, and said that..... 'I hadn't seen the whole PICTURE!'😋
A few more 'Silly' jokes.... What do you call a Judge, who doesn't have any fingers? Justice Thumbs😣😋😀. A Copper pulls over a car, with a Very Large dog, in the front seat "Excuse me but is this dog 'Licenced'"? enquires the Officer. The Lady, who is driving, replies "Oh No Officer, it's OK..... I do ALL the Driving"🤗. Two Snowmen are standing, in a garden, one says- to the other- "Can you 'smell' carrots?"😁.
Imagine the scene... The oven door is 'Blown Open', there are Baked Beans all over the Kitchen, down the Walls, along the Surfaces, across the Floor, dripping from the Lightshades.... and, He is saying "But, it said 'Oven Baked Beans'"😬.
What's worse than finding a Maggot, in an apple- wait for this, it's 'Horrible'... Finding Half a Maggot🤢…. Sorry about that!
I forgot to say yes i do confess to talking to inanimate equipment -MY COMPUTER WHEN IT DISOBEYS THE COMMAND I GIVE IT!!!!! when it refuses it gets a good hard smack & sometimes a thump!!! -it wakes up & obeys them then
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