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Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad.

I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything.

Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing.

The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!

The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.😬 The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it 😝.....pull myself together

I hope it made you smile 😁 xxx

Have to confess often do talk to inanimate equipment currently!!🤣🤣🤣

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springcross

Absolutely brilliant, it really gave me a good laugh. Thanks for sharing. xx

You've reminded us that we have a houseful of different characters Elt79! 😃👍

Buddy34 profile image
Buddy34

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nice one 👍

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits

what do you mean currently I've always talked to them, if they ever answer back though I'm done for!!!!

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Elt79

You mean they don’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️🌈

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Agoodenough

Made me laugh 🤣😂🤣😂

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Marnie22

You have some seriously chatty appliances! LOL!😁🌸

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Elt79

They keep me sane in these difficult times 🙈🤣🤣🤣❤️🌈

Loved this, so clever, thanks 😊

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keeptalking

Loved it. Thanks for taking the time. I wonder if your coffee machine told you that you’re really drawing on the dregs now!! X

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Elt79

🤣🤣🤣 that’s likely the next conversation ❤️🌈

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kablea

Very well written and funny. Later, I told my tomatoes, then the robin, but there was no reply

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AndrewT

Dear Elt79,

Well I 'Put This' to my Furniture, as I thought it only fair.... My Chair was 'Relaxed' about it🙂, however the Coffee Table felt 'Put Upon🙄'. The Micro- Wave just 'Pinged' me away.... The Clocks were all.... wait for this... 'Ticked Off'🤦‍♂️. My shoes said 'The whole idea Stinks'🤢. The TV, just frowned, and said that..... 'I hadn't seen the whole PICTURE!'😋

A few more 'Silly' jokes.... What do you call a Judge, who doesn't have any fingers? Justice Thumbs😣😋😀. A Copper pulls over a car, with a Very Large dog, in the front seat "Excuse me but is this dog 'Licenced'"? enquires the Officer. The Lady, who is driving, replies "Oh No Officer, it's OK..... I do ALL the Driving"🤗. Two Snowmen are standing, in a garden, one says- to the other- "Can you 'smell' carrots?"😁.

Imagine the scene... The oven door is 'Blown Open', there are Baked Beans all over the Kitchen, down the Walls, along the Surfaces, across the Floor, dripping from the Lightshades.... and, He is saying "But, it said 'Oven Baked Beans'"😬.

What's worse than finding a Maggot, in an apple- wait for this, it's 'Horrible'... Finding Half a Maggot🤢…. Sorry about that!

I think, that I'll, Quit now....

AndrewT

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Elt79

Brilliant!! Definitely made me laugh😂😂😂

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S11m

I think you need to get a cat.

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Elt79

No what I want is a dog - part of my plan for this year, but this crisis has scuppered that one for now! 🤣🤣❤️🌈

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Big_Dee

Hello Elt79

I liked that, good way to spend your time. :)

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BazzakReading Rabbits

Elt79 ,

love your humour, your positivity and you xx

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CicaDa

Thanks it is well written. What about getting a bird?

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Elt79 in reply to CicaDa

Not for me but I will get that dog eventually ❤️🌈

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Sara_2611

Oh absolutely brilliant -I would like to show those to my mum if you dont mind --shell love those

Are you ok with that

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Elt79 in reply to Sara_2611

Of course ❤️🌈

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Sara_2611

I forgot to say yes i do confess to talking to inanimate equipment -MY COMPUTER WHEN IT DISOBEYS THE COMMAND I GIVE IT!!!!! when it refuses it gets a good hard smack & sometimes a thump!!! -it wakes up & obeys them then

The jokes were hilarious -i love them

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Elt79 in reply to Sara_2611

Me too 🤣🤣🤣❤️🌈

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Sara_2611 in reply to Elt79

it just goes to show what a bit of " gentle persuasion" does lol lol

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GardenMW

Thanks for sharing did the job made me laugh !🤣😂

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Ambien1711

Really Adorbs! Thanks!

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