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I have some pet names for a few of these fish, but that is between me and the gatepost ladies!!🀣,I await the abuseπŸ˜‡

Number 9 mother in law πŸ™‰πŸ™ˆ

My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with musical instruments. Accordion to her, it's all I talk about!

The wife said what's the secret of eternal happiness

I said not to argue with fools!!

She said, I disagree

I said ,yes your right darling!

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Activity2004

Very good and beautiful!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

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πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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springcross

🀣🀣🀣

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Very good. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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cindyching

I’m trying hard not to laugh!

Oh you are awful!

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footgo

Most enjoyable Barry.

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Veteran250β€’ in reply tofootgo

Love it Barry! πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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footgoβ€’ in reply toVeteran250

Wishing you Don, a wonderful day.

Best wishes, Tim.

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Veteran250β€’ in reply tofootgo

Thank you Tim, and the same to your good self.

Don πŸ˜€

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Annie81963β€’ in reply toVeteran250

Happy birthday

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MidoriVisually impaired

I think my MIL was no 4. A right prickly old baggage!

Cheers, Midori

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMidori

πŸ€£πŸ’•x

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Marnie22

Just a small nugget of trivia for you: the lovely chap in the picture right in the middle of the set of pictures - the blob fish - one of his ilk had a starring role in an episode of Season 11 of The X-Files! I hope that piece of information brings you great joy........πŸ˜€πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

🀣xx

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primrose81

Thanks for making me smile!

Yes, what a horrible collection of blokes Bazzak! 🀣

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

🀣

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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RoadRunner44

Great pictures Bazz and combined with your thinking, they just have to raise a smile.

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Big_Dee

Hello Bazzak

Oh, oh, I did not know you were joking. I was storing all these nugget of wisdom away for my next book. :)

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toBig_Dee

😁x

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Agoodenough

Very funny!

It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it. He keeps standing by the window, staring. Honestly if it continues, I’m going to have to let him in!

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toAgoodenough

🀣x

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RLN-overcomerβ€’ in reply toAgoodenough

:) LOL :)

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Jacksc06

Number 5 reminds me of the ex wife without makeup.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toJacksc06

🀣 thank you, somebody on my side. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜„

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RLN-overcomerβ€’ in reply toJacksc06

:) LOL :)

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SORRELHIPPOReading Rabbits

Love the first one, me at 2.30 am, when hubby used to wake me, and tell me to stop snoring, me then awake for rest of night.

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MadBunny

I'm a bit late reading this post. The pics made me laugh so much my sides were aching!

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I'm still not going to divulge my pet names for some of them, 🀣🀣xx

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MadBunny

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚The pink blob in the middle looks like my brother.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

🀣🀣 most Sheffield lads look like that!, that's why you chose a Spurs boy, now which one is that may I ask ?? πŸ˜„πŸ˜„xx

Only joking 😘😘😘

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MadBunny

Bottom centre lol

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†xx at least he's blowing you a kiss xxx

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MadBunny

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xxx

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RLN-overcomer

:) LOL Those pictures are faces that only a mother could love. The picture on the first row 3rd from the left reminds me of my girlfriends boyfriend. :) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder :) .

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