A Carpet Fitter has, just finished fitting, a beautiful carpet, in a Front Room. As he admires his 'Handy-work' (He's NOT 'vein', or anything, you understand) he notices a small 'Lump' halfway down. The man is also 'Missing' his Cigarettes "Oh 'Thod It', I'm not taking That lot up, for a packet of Smokes" he thinks to himself. Whereupon the man proceeds to knock, the Bump flat, with his Block Hammer.
As he is, once again, admiring his work- he's STILL not vein, or anything- the lady, of the house comes into the room. "I found these, in the hall" she says, handing him his cigarettes "by the way, you haven't seen my Guinea Pig- have you?"
I hope that this made, you all, smile....It did me, when I first heard it.
A, slightly belated, Happy New Year everyone. Try not to get into, too much, trouble…..Kindest Wishes
AndrewT
Oh aren't animals funny