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Another, NON Offensive Joke, this time a Musical one.

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Dear Everyone,

Another 'stully' joke (Half Stupid, half Silly)...

Sir Cliff Richard buys himself two Antique Clocks and, places them, in his living room. After he winds them they both make a 'Tick, Tick, Tick....' sound. After a few hours, one clock, says to the other..... again wait for this.... "It's So Funny, How We Don't 'TOCK' anymore"πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‹πŸ˜„.

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Gjkas

Oh Andrew πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜….

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Bee-bop

Took me a moment ......πŸ€ͺ

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ love it. πŸ‘πŸ»

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Brantuk

Hmm... think I'd be too embarrassed to put that one to print lol

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glo42

My kind of humour. Thanks.

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Joliv61

Taxi.......

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Sierrastar

What does this have to do with Sir Cliff Richard? Is it me?

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Patsy10β€’ in reply toSierrastar

You are obviously not a fan of Cliff or you would know the song...…...It's so funny how we don't talk anymore.

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Sierrastarβ€’ in reply toPatsy10

Thanks Patsy, I’m in California, he is unknown here.

Elizabeth.πŸ₯°

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margaretpaloma

Groan .......... (ta!)

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Sheila_G

Very good. I love that πŸ˜‚x

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Catmad10

Arggghhh

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S11m

I thought that you were going to say that one gained a minute a day, and the other did not work at all...

If a clock doesn't run, it is right twice a day - if it gains a minute a day I think it is right once every four years.

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SquirrelsHolt

Oh my!! How cheesy is that joke......exactly the kind that make me chuckle πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚!!πŸΏπŸŒˆπŸ’•

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits

Groan!!!!!

Daft, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Carol41

How do you creep up on Sir Cliff? Hide in the shadows. The alarm clock - wired for sound.

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AndrewTβ€’ in reply toCarol41

Brilliant πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

AndrewT

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Carol41β€’ in reply toAndrewT

Laughing is a good way to pass the time. Wishing you well Carol xxx

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Roxylox

This appeals to me.

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