I bought a dog from my local blacksmith.
When I got home it made a bolt for the door..
Excuse me, waiter, this soup is cold."
"It's gazpacho, sir."
"Excuse me, Gazpacho, this soup is cold..
.What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. Finally, WHO let the dogs out.
Monday - Greg
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday - Ian
Yes it's the GregIain calender 😊
And finally 10 fun facts.
.1. You cant see your ears without a mirror
2. You can't count the hairs on your head
3. You cant breath through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried 3
6. When you did No 3 you realised that it is possible, but you looked like a dog.
7. You are smiling now because you were fooled
8. You skipped No 5
9. You checked to see if there was a No 5
10 Marnie and Madbunny like me really 😊