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BazzakReading Rabbits
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I bought a dog from my local blacksmith.

When I got home it made a bolt for the door..

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Excuse me, waiter, this soup is cold."

"It's gazpacho, sir."

"Excuse me, Gazpacho, this soup is cold..

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.What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!.

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The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. Finally, WHO let the dogs out.

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Monday - Greg

Tuesday - Ian

Wednesday - Greg

Thursday - Ian

Friday - Greg

Saturday - Ian

Sunday Gregg

Yes it's the GregIain calender 😊

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And finally 10 fun facts.

.1. You cant see your ears without a mirror

2. You can't count the hairs on your head

3. You cant breath through your nose with your tongue out.

4. You just tried 3

6. When you did No 3 you realised that it is possible, but you looked like a dog.

7. You are smiling now because you were fooled

8. You skipped No 5

9. You checked to see if there was a No 5

10 Marnie and Madbunny like me really 😊

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Oh Bazzak I really did try the breathing thing! I should have known! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So did I πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

What about point 10 though?????!!!!!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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Me too, he got us again πŸ‘πŸ˜ƒ

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MadBunny in reply to Hidden

We will have to get our revenge on the sneaky Pilker........😊🐰

Yay, I'm first for once! Excellent as always Bazzak. Really like the dog making a bolt joke!

Regarding point 10 - are you sure this is actually a fact and not just a deep, deep longing?!!!!

Keep on pilking!

πŸ˜„πŸŒΈ

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Of course it's not a fact😊There was a good line on Midsummer Murders the other day- " She was rude about him. The classic defence mechanism of someone who's totally smitten" . Swap it to 'he was rude about her'...........🀣🀣🀣

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

Only just saw this! πŸ˜„πŸŒΈ

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Sums it up nicely😊

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

It's the little boy in school pulling the little girl's plaits because he likes her!!!! πŸ˜„πŸŒΈ

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

A good example thereπŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ°

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Yes and this little girl would have turned round and slapped him🀣🀣🀣I bet he played kiss chase when he was a kid😁🐰

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

😊😊😘😘😘πŸ₯°

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Does that reply mean you did???

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I love you both 😚😚

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Yes we know that, but did you play kiss chase???😳

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Yes , but they kissed me!!😊😚😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

They probably did it for a dare😁😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

No ! It was because I was the best looking boy in school or maybe because my name was Barington Ashley ?😊😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Or because they felt sorry for you...πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Your modesty becomes you so! πŸ˜„πŸŒΈ

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Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak

All girls school except for yourself Bazzak ? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

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MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

They did it to boost their immunity! A side effect was that it boosted his ego! πŸ˜‚πŸŒΈ

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ°

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

You two don't love me anymore πŸ™‰πŸ˜ͺ

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

You're only saying that to try and make us say we doπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

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Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

I live in a world that sometimes is a fantasy I fantasize what the world could be 😊

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

😘😘xx

More than 10 fun facts Bazzak, they were all absolutely TRUE! πŸ‘πŸ‘

*Clears throat loudly....*πŸ˜„πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

Oh Marnie admit it 😊😘

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

You mean 'The Like That Dares Not Speak its Name?'NEVER! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸŒΈ

Er excuse me.......no 10????🀣🀣🀣

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

SCANDALOUS! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

😁😁

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Was that The Drifters? I could Google but I thought you or Don could tell me quicker πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hidden

Otis Redding xx

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Hidden in reply to Bazzak

Doh!!

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Hb2003 in reply to Hidden

Dun dun dun 😳

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Hidden in reply to Hidden

Only asked you that so I could do a bit of name dropping any way! Danced with Ray Lewis once at Butlins in Somerset, bet you can't beat that Barrington so na na na na naπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx

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Don't know how he drifted down that way cos it was long after he was a DrifterπŸ˜‚xx

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Hidden in reply to Hidden

Hows you and yours doing anyway? xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hidden

He wrote it, all fine just going to pick Frank up from school xx

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Hidden in reply to Bazzak

πŸ‘

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Hidden in reply to Hidden

Wasn’t there a chocolate bar called a Drifter once

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Yeah I used to love them πŸ˜‚xx

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Narwhal10 in reply to Hidden

Me too - delicious πŸ˜‹ x

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hidden

youtu.be/rTVjnBo96Ug

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These are really fantastic and cheered me up today. Thank you for sharing them with us! I really liked the one about the pirate's birthday. :-)

You always make me smile

haha dang you got me good. I really like the dog and the blacksmith joke

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ brilliant as always the Pilker 😘

Bazzak, how funny are you ?!? Xxxx

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