Dear All,
A lady is standing, at her Front Door, with a twenty pound note each side of her face. Outside, her door, was standing a Rent Collector who was saying (wait for this....) "You Must be the lady, who is, Forty Pounds 'In 'Er Ears'😋 (in arrears).
Picture the Scene... The oven door has 'blown' open and, there are, Baked Beans 'everywhere' in the kitchen. Beans are even 'dripping' from the light shade. The man, is turning to his wife, and saying "but it said, on the tin, 'Oven' Bake Beans"😊.
What has 22 balls, 8 legs and would Kill you, if it fell out of a tree, onto you? It's a Snooker Table (fifteen Reds, Six Colours and the Cue ball.)😎
A man is running, full 'pelt', down the road when someone shouts out "Are you training, for a Race?" "No" replies the man breathlessly "I'm.... 'Racing for a Train'😀.
Finally another 'sports' joke.... Why is Tennis a Noisy game? Because it always 'Raises A Racquet'😁.
Ok that will do, for Now, anyway.
AndrewT
