A Piece Of String goes up to a Bouncer, at a Night Club, asking to be let in. The Bouncer tell him ''no'', the String asks ''Why'', to which the Bouncer says ''Because you are a piece of string''. A second Piece Of String tries his 'Luck', with the same result. Finally a Third Piece Of String, who had been 'watching' the other two, tangles himself up a bit- before pulling himself around, more than somewhat. Finally this Piece Of String approaches the Bouncer. ''You're another piece of String, aren't you'' says the Bouncer. To which the String replies..... wait for this... ''No I'm a 'Fraid Knot'😋''.
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Comedy has been important last few months. Silly ones qualify.
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Emperor Nero the famously large ruler of the Roman empire is cruising in the hot Mediterranean sun on his new trireme galley with 100 slaves rowing. The overseer is beating time on the drum when a centurion comes from below and whispers in his ear.
Overseer shouts, "Ship oars" and the slaves on all three decks stop rowing.
The overseer shouts again "Right boys, good news or bad news"? A slave shouts back "Good news first". Overseer replies "OK, there's a half hour lunch break". A ragged cheer went up.
It was followed by stony silence when the overseer said "Bad news is the boss wants to go water skiing for the afternoon".
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