Dear All,
A Good 'Wholesome' Non Offensive, Stupid, Joke.
A Piece Of String goes up to a Bouncer, at a Night Club, asking to be let in. The Bouncer tell him ''no'', the String asks ''Why'', to which the Bouncer says ''Because you are a piece of string''. A second Piece Of String tries his 'Luck', with the same result. Finally a Third Piece Of String, who had been 'watching' the other two, tangles himself up a bit- before pulling himself around, more than somewhat. Finally this Piece Of String approaches the Bouncer. ''You're another piece of String, aren't you'' says the Bouncer. To which the String replies..... wait for this... ''No I'm a 'Fraid Knot'😋''.
AndrewT
Clever parrot