The smokers Vow

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The Smoker’s Vow

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To be said just before taking your first puff after

having quit for any appreciable period of time

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With this puff I enslave myself

to a lifetime of addiction.

While I can’t promise to always love you,

I do promise to obey every craving and

support my addiction to you

no matter how expensive you become.

I will let no husband or wife,

no family member or friend,

no doctor or any other health professional,

no employer or government policy,

no burns or no stench,

no cough or raspy voice,

no cancer or emphysema,

no heart attack or stroke,

no threat of loss of life or limbs,

come between us.

I will smoke you forever

from this day forth,

for better or worse,

whether richer or poorer,

in sickness and in health,

till death do us part!

“You may now light the cigarette.”

“I now pronounce you a full-fledged smoker

[nonico 7 Years Smoke Free]

So true

Hi Yolande810 - the smokers' view is so true - true addiction is blind. Thank goodness we can divorce cigarettes. One good thing is that a divorce from cigarettes means we save money; unlike a divorce from a partner.

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LOL nice to meet you