Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: "What's that?"
Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"
Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."
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ive just noticed that on one thread we are both having a moan and a groan about things that annoys us but then having a giggle reading jokes
mind you it does do you good to do both
oh and coffee my mornings wouldnt be complete without coffee
oh and i cant forget my cuddlles of Mr Grey even though he dont like it when im typing and often lies on the keyboard or my arm to stop me he does make me laugh so much im sure he is watching the simons cat videos when im in bed
he was feeling sorry for himself as he had to go for his ickle op yesterday but is back to his normal mad playful self today
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