So I did end up freaking out late last night and kept rambling on and on how I enjoy smoking. Finally my girlfriend had enough and suggested I buy herbal (no nicotine) fags for just the smoking part... but it was too late to get them at the health store... so I opted to be inventive. I recalled that some 20 years ago (way before I ever started smoking - since I am 40 and started in my late 20's) I tried my own version of smoking. I was too scared back (apparently age does not bring wisdom... since I was quite a bit older but certainly not smarter/wiser when I did start) then to really smoke so I rolled the contents of a tea bag (Yes, a tea bag... I guess I figured it would burn, looked a bit like tobacco - lol - ) into a piece of paper and smoked it. Suprisingly this worked out really well and I did not (yesterday) recall what the problem with it was. Well, suffice it to say I rolled a tea (Vanilla tea no less... Mmmmm... vanillla) bag fag and started smoking it. Well, I got a quick lesson as to why I ceased doing that immediately 20 years ago.... It burned really well... tasted okay... and I inhaled.... but it was nothing like the 'smoking' of fags...then the COUGHING.... really bad coughing... so violent in fact that shit myself... YEP... I managed to cough/shoke so hard that after several violent convulsions... I pooped..., My girlfriend laughed so hard she ended up peeing herself... LMAO... So... I can conclude that the act of smoking itself is not what I miss... certainly not tea bags.... LMAO!
A funny story... sort of...: So I did end up... - No Smoking Day
A funny story... sort of...
Bloody hell....
14 views and not even a chuckle.... Even I thought it was funny and I am the guy it happened to.... Wow....
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Hiya steve
well i think its bloody funny and have a serious giggling fit-your poor girlfriend!!!! how does she put up with you-daft thing!!!!!!!!! hope your craving went after that LOL:):)
Thank you... glad you had a laugh since that is why I shared this.... and thought I had lost my mind when nobody responded... you made my day....
My girlfriend.... has been through 3 quits thus far and that is harmless to the stuff I usually pull.... her loyalty is epic for sure.... Mind you she gets a lot of laughs out of my FITS by her own admission.... so there is a little quid pro quo.... As for the smoking of tea bags... yes I learned my lesson.... lol.... no SHIT... lol... bad pun... but.... still.... -chuckle-
Ok, I have to admit I was one of those views... I laught so hard, but I didn't know how to comment... Sorry...
I am a big beliver of the saying: laugh with somebody, not of somebody... But it didn't work here.
But we all learned something. Do not smoke tea!!!!
Yes, funny but also its hard knowing how to reply.
What with you pooping and her peeing you must be drawing lots to see who does the washing
May I recommend Earl Grey next time
It was meant light heartedly and I am glad everyone had a laugh.... we certainly did... P.S. It happened at home so....
The first time I smoked tea (LMAO) it really was Earl Grey.... lol
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There are definitely lessons to be learnt there. Thanks for sharing with us!
ps. I know how annoying it can be when no-one bothers to reply to your posts! I end replying to my own posts quite often! I might even start a new username with another email address so I can argue with myself to my heart's content!!
Jerry-Lee
Now thats funny!!!!! replying to your own post-awwww! do you send yourself valentine cards aswell xxx
I love your posts so there!!
Steve, mate, youre a sad bar steward - smoking tea, I haven't tried that since
i was bout 14 lol...
Why are you not a 'monkey bastard' yet, you gotta get into the spirit of this quittin malarky ffs
:eek::D:D That's livened up my Monday morning!!! Brilliant! Thanks for sharing that Steve
Oh holy fook steve, I'm gettin weird looks at work cos I've been hunched over shaking with laughter for the past 5 minutes! That is too funny... tea... coughing... pooing... ahahaha. Definitely won't be trying that at any point! Tried smoking a nutmeg bong before... same result, just without the poo and wee!
Anybody tried boiling a cigarette with milk and two before?
Hey Steve, you're obviously not suffering from 'quitters constipation' then?!!
Lol
Not any more.... lol
Glad everyone had a laugh... we certainly need one... all of us... and let's face it ... it is the kind of thing that needs to be shared because it is not the norm... thank God.... lol...
wow
Its nice to keep your funny side out,try not to cry inside quiting smoking can be unpleasnt at times but I argee one must see the funny side of what you did next we will be laughing our way throught this we can call this board ( The Funny Way To Stop Smoking)Jimbo