This is the brief story of an arsehole.
last night i went to the pub to watch the football and a supposed friend of mine (dirty smelly smoker) was there. This supposed friend, who knows ive given up, was taking the piss all night saying "you'll never give up, here,one wont hurt you etc etc" this culminated in him actually sticking a fag under my nose. So, i took the fag and put it in my mouth looked him in the eye and said "Nah, have it back i wouldnt want to deprive you of your cough in the morning" I think i did quite well in a) not punching him in the head in the first place b) not caving in c) making him look the arshole he is.....needless to say he is off my christmas card list.
hang in there