Subject: Diet for Stressed Smoke Free Peeps

I like this one a lot;)

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help cope with the stress that builds during a smoke free day.

BREAKFAST

· 1 Grapefruit

· 1 slice whole-wheat toast

· 1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

· 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

· 1 cup herbal tea

· 1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA

· The rest of the Penguins from the packet

· 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER

· 4 bottles of wine (red or white)

· 2 loaves garlic bread

· 1 family size Supreme pizza

· 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

· 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:

"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"

Send this to four peeps and you will lose two kilograms

Send this to all the peeps you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10kgs

IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs

Here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving this house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

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  • LOL

    That diet sounds great!!!

    Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

    So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving this house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

    LMAO

    Oh gawd, I dread to think of all I'd be eating right now if I was to do dat!!

    Thanks for the laugh Jan lol

  • I like this one a lot;)

    This is a specially formulated diet designed to help cope with the stress that builds during a smoke free day.

    BREAKFAST

    · 1 Grapefruit

    · 1 slice whole-wheat toast

    · 1 cup skim milk

    LUNCH

    · 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

    · 1 cup herbal tea

    · 1 Penguin Biscuit

    AFTERNOON TEA

    · The rest of the Penguins from the packet

    · 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

    DINNER

    · 4 bottles of wine (red or white)

    · 2 loaves garlic bread

    · 1 family size Supreme pizza

    · 3 snickers bars

    LATE NIGHT SNACK

    · 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

    REMEMBER:

    "Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"

    Send this to four peeps and you will lose two kilograms

    Send this to all the peeps you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10kgs

    IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs

    Here's some advice for you:

    Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

    So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving this house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

    Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.Jan, i couldn't possibly eat that amount, it is far too much, so l shall just eat afternoon tea, dinner and a light snack.;););)

    Love Josie XXX

  • ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!! Brilliant!!!! :):):):)

  • fabby!

    thats why ive put the weight on?! :confused: ;)

  • OMG that's my diet in a nutshell, have you been looking through my window LOL

  • Brilliant!!!

    Just the laugh I needed:)

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