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This is a specially formulated diet designed to help cope with the stress that builds during a smoke free day.
Â· 1 Grapefruit
Â· 1 slice whole-wheat toast
Â· 1 cup skim milk
Â· 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
Â· 1 cup herbal tea
Â· 1 Penguin Biscuit
Â· The rest of the Penguins from the packet
Â· 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
Â· 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
Â· 2 loaves garlic bread
Â· 1 family size Supreme pizza
Â· 3 snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
Â· 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"
Send this to four peeps and you will lose two kilograms
Send this to all the peeps you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10kgs
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Here's some advice for you:
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving this house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.