Have you read the latest news?
HM Government want to cut disability benefits and increase funding to the Armed Forces!
We must help - there is no alternative!
We must all join up in some capacity.
You can be any rank you wish, combatant or non-combatant, though personally I wouldn't mind chucking a custard-pie grenade or two at No. 10 Downing St.
Tut-tut - mustn't be seen to encourage violence!
Anyway, bags I be Camp Chef, so I'll be in the Cookhouse Tent, please have your lunch orders in asap.
No IBS allowed in cyberspace so feel free to eat and drink as much as you fancy!
VG has graciously consented to be Field-Marshall, though she likes to be Private some of the time.
We are still short of Sergeants, Captains, Colonels, Wing Commanders etc, so grab your rifles, aeroplanes and tanks, choose your rank and join Fred Fibro's army.
We haven't found an enemy yet, so suggestions on a post card, please - we'll fight anyone!