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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! Statue causes deaths

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! Statue causes deaths

The bodies of two elderly ladies were discovered by a jogger in the early hours of this morning laying at the base of a statue of a nude man in trafalgar square central London.

Unconfirmed reports state that the statue was directly responsible for the untimely deaths of the old aged pensioners

Investigations have shown that one old lady had a sroke and the second one cond died of a heart attack because she was too height challanged to reach

Smutty play is suspected

Workmen have since removed the statue and erected it in brighton

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Falls over backwards with legs in the air! :O

How much is the First Class train fare to Brighton? :D

Moffy x

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Nothing if you live here!!!

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I am sure you can "GAILY" handle itbthere pmsl

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I love Brighton - spent some happy times there when my daughter was at university. I would happily have a day-trip there, with or without the saucy statue!

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HA HA HA

Thankyou so much , it made me laugh so much x

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Me too and will as so as summer comes my step grandson will roped in to drive me there in mycar

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Loved it!

Hugs Saskia XX

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On my way on myrtle... Should get there just in time for summer ;)

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That has made my day!

Hugs

Jane xxx

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Heard it b4 and I still didn't get it for 5mins

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Aww, no piccies then of this statue!! I'm a few hundred miles away from Brighton!!! :-(( XX

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