The bodies of two elderly ladies were discovered by a jogger in the early hours of this morning laying at the base of a statue of a nude man in trafalgar square central London.
Unconfirmed reports state that the statue was directly responsible for the untimely deaths of the old aged pensioners
Investigations have shown that one old lady had a sroke and the second one cond died of a heart attack because she was too height challanged to reach
Smutty play is suspected
Workmen have since removed the statue and erected it in brighton
I love Brighton - spent some happy times there when my daughter was at university. I would happily have a day-trip there, with or without the saucy statue!
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