My carer brought me in THE BURGER and chips from a very very well known drive in eating place cant say in case they out a price on my head.
What a treat junk food to eat. Slowly I savoured each chip one by one of course the wrong thing to do cos they went cold on me..... but hey junk food is junk food.
Sipped the loverlee milk shake and then reached for my favourite food in the whole wide world THE BURGER
Soft enuff to eat without my irritating loose bottom teeth.I slowly and lovingly chomped my way thru it was gloriously fresh cold yes but hmmm THE BURGER my little bit of heaven.
For some its chocies for me its THE BURGER
I lay back repleted (wow wot a big word for me) and then the horror began. I started to get pain in the ribs the tummy the bowel area pain pain pain was rolling in pure agony
They say the devil looks after his own they LIED he treats us favourites badly. My neck went into spasm from holding my self too tight causing a headache up one side if my head my tummy was being battered for an hour looking back now I dont think it was the glutton oops gluten it was the damn horse meat trying to hoof its way out through the linings of my tummy. I trotted to loo up chucked out chucked and still the horse kicked at the stable door
Here I be now bruised and battered exhausted and devastated
?.... is the the end of my secret love affair with THE BURGER????????