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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is almost dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure" kimosabi " and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"

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"Nothing, but you left your Injun runnin!"

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Oh dear, it shoudnt be funny, but it is. :D

Nice one. :)

Agreed, it is a very naughty funny :D :D

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Julie63

Indeed, naughty but funny play on words, thanks Muckster. :-D

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VonnyM

Hahahaaa! L8ve it

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rosewine

Oh that is one you shouldn't laugh at but is so funny you can't help it.x

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Fibrofoggiest

Hahaha 😂😂

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Volatileval

Tried not to laugh - but didn't suceed. Thanks Muckster😂

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budgiefriend

I have to agree, it is actually funny, but a shame it wouldn't work without making poor Tonto run around and that's certainly not on!

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TheAuthor

That made me laugh!

Thanks for sharing

Ken

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fenbadger

*Surreptitious laughter from under the sett* :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

:D :D :D

Zeb takes a large deep breath

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

:D :D :D

Brilliant and definitely one to share, Cheers for the hearty laugh {{{{{{ Muckster }}}}}}

Fluffies and smiles for you :)

xxx sian :)

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