Do fish trump?

[charlii]

I know, totally irrelevant to fibro and completely random but my 8 year old daughter really wants to know for some reason....kids! You gotta love em!

[Hidden]

Well of course you have come to the right person to ask....

Yes they do but usually only at the same time as they poo.... Honestly that is the correct answer

Retreats back to the bathroom quietly

VG x

[charlii]

Oh VG you crack me up! Thank you for you answer, was laying half the night wondering as she asked me as i was tucking her in last night. Kids are so funny and so are you! Charlii xx

[Hidden]

Glad to be able to help and if your daughter asks how you found out tell her your friend the grumpy fish told you.....

[charlii]

Have just shown her this post and she was like "Oh, wow mum, youre friends with a talking fish! I cant wait to tell my teacher!" I have a funny feeling that social services may get involved thinking ive lost the plot! haha x

[Hidden]

Mwwahhhh haaaa now this is where if i was really evil I should change my pic and delete my answers so it REALLY looks like you have lost the plot and are talking to yourself on a thread.... But as I am just slightly insane I,ll go with the flow and back you up that I am really a talking fish

[charlii]

I can just imagine your evil laugh as you wrote your last reply! xx

[Hidden in reply to charlii]

Watch out Charlii! The fact that VG has revealed an evil plot may just be to distract you from the even more evil plot she has hidden up her sleeve - er, sorry, do fish have sleeves?

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Of course we have sleeves it's only fin pits that are slightly different to armpits... We don't have hair we have scales

[Hidden]

VG, how on Earth did you find out this wonderful fact?! The mind boggles! xxxx

[Hidden]

Shhhhh don't tell anyone but I AM really a talking fish.... Actually I am also the queen of google

VG

[charlii]

She knows Libs cos obviously she is a fish.....dont tell me she isnt really....the next thing is that you'll be telling me that santa isnt real.......horror!!! xx

[Hidden in reply to charlii]

Strange as it may seem Charlii, our VG really is a fish!

[charlii]

but of course she is Libs and if i could do those faces that everyone else seems to be able to do, i would do some xx

[Hidden in reply to charlii]

If you hover your mouse over a face, it will show you the key strokes that make it up. Then you can just copy them, like this

[hamble99b in reply to charlii]

here's a few I know

leave 2 spaces either side

colon shift0

colon shift9

semi-colon shift0

colon dash forward slash

colon capital D

colon capitol P

colon cap O

8 dash shift0

colon apostrophe shift9

(( )) shift9 shift9 space space colon shift0 space shift0 shift0 [is a hug]

sandra.

[ladymoth]

VG is a very wise fish - I suppose you could call her the 'Sardine Savant' or even the 'Mensa Mackerel'

Moffy xxx

[Hidden]

How did you know about my Mensa test...... Looks suspiciously at Moffy... I have an IQ of 144 which goes to prove...... I am brilliant at IQ tests,,,,,,,,, pity they don't really transfer into daily life

[ladymoth]

I have my spies everywhere, VG - the one with the snorkel is on your case!

I too am supposed to have a high IQ, so how come I act like a dope most of the time?

I expect it's good old 'fibro fog'.

One day last week I parked my shopping buggy by the trolleys in Asda, and walked out pushing the empty trolley. Fortunately they have one of those electronic 'clampers' which stops you pinching their trolleys, or I would have been a mile down the road before I realised what I was doing!

I did feel such a fool!

Moffy x

[Hidden]

Tries to look sympathetic. But fails miserably and rolls about the settee laughing hysterically... See you NEED my knitted brain hat..... Ouch I just sat on a snorkel........ Drat you Moffy I hope you pay them well

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

I see you got to the 'bottom' of the spying business.

I'm intrigued - is that a knitted hat to keep your brain warm, or a knitted brain, or a knitted hat for a knitted brain or....

[Hidden]

It's a plain knitted beanie hat that has a knitted brain sewn onto it it's very warm and comfy and looks just like you are wearing a brain on your head, very useful for those who like to exaggerate that they have extra brains....I have a pink one..... Because I mine fibro fogs the knitted one tends to be more useful

VG x

[hamble99b]

don't fish only have 4 second memories?

budgies trump too charli

sandr.

[Hidden]

Believe it or not they don't , yes I was the person who watched the TV programme on how it disproves this theory unfortunately they did it by scaring the fish with this evil large rubber fish and days after if they put the fish in the tank the other fish swam away proving they remembered but I would much rather they had proved it in a nice way

VG