So here we go Numero 14 well a stripy stocking worthy of a gieant leg in really very lurid colors. Beside a gfallen lonely star I am sure we could reas something into that -but lets head for the joke instead.
Ready..........A man went into see a psychatrist he was wearing only cling film
The shrink says "well I can clearly see youre nuts"
The roar of the crowd was eagerly awaited..........
xgins
"Roo-aa-rr"
That's more like it GIns nuts are an essential part of the Christmas festivities...... 
Ok yesterday's joke... I have to lodge a complaint ..... A) I had to google Bill Withers, seems I had him mixed up with bill wyman.... At least not as embarrassing had I mixed him up with bill oddie and
B) I am sure a duck bill in the oven would crisp up not wither.... Am wondering about the microwave as an option.... Where can I get some duck bills to test my theory.......
VG x
Is there a local duck pond?
I have missed so many openings so I fear I may need to try and make time to catch up xxxxx
looking for a fibro friend to spend some time with
It's Silly time in the Morning and I still can sleepMorning all you Crimbo lovers Monday 16th December this is you advent calender full of teasing jokes and smiling fantasies Looks like we are looking for Asslan today!
\"Well you don't look unwell!!!\"
