On this the 2nd day of December the advent calendar is showing ......a small square parcel tied up with a red bow..........

[Ginsing]

I wonder what is in there. ..........scratches eyebrow looks at VG expectantly " what have you put in there?"

A what?

Tell me what goes oh oh oh!

didn't think you would get it....well

Santa walking backwards! clutches tummy and rolls around on the floor with giggles

I love santa jokes

xgins

[Extremelygrumpy]

Wow my eyes are going ,,, I totally misread That thread and it said to my blurry eyes, I can see a present with a red ribbon and in it is VG going oh oh oh , we'll the thoughts you put in my mind are not suitable for this early in the morning.......or any morning ..... Where did you get you advent calendar from ...... No don't tell me i may be more shocked.....

MY advent calendar gave me a nice normal robin on a snow covered tree

VG xx

[Extremelygrumpy]

Man walks into the drs and says very quietly.. I have a mince pie stuck in my bum,

Dont worry says the gp I have some cream you can have

VGx

[Hidden in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

Must try that with my GP tomorrow

[Extremelygrumpy]

We will hold you to that !!!!!!!!!

Wonders if Ladygreenfingers will have to change gps after Christmas

VG x

[Ozzygirl64]

I forgot about advent calendars lol. I should have bought some as hubby does not eat chocolate unless it is a toffee crisps and daughter eats very little chocolate, so I would get it ALL xxxxx

[Angeldancea812 in reply to Ozzygirl64]

I'm the same as your daughter, chocolate is perfectly safe with me. My mum would be looking forward to finishing my Easter Eggs around this time when I was little.

[Ozzygirl64 in reply to Angeldancea812]

SHe used to eat a fair bit of choclate but now she has to be in the mood. She can get a block, eat a couple of chunks and then it will sit in the fridge tormenting mw for weeks on end lol xxxxx