That alien in me foot, you know the one I had to mention,
It as me walking oh so slow, it's time to get me pension,
It moved again overnight, it's walked a bloody inch,
An when I put me shoes on it really starts to pinch,
Do you think it will hatch, what could it ruddy be,
Keep an eye upon the news, it might get on tv,
I can see it now, it's in the press, it's even on the box,
"Alien bursts from women's foot, it's eating through her socks".
I watch me step, I'm takin care on where I need to stand,
Maybe I can halt it's tracks and wear a rubber band,
It's quite a little blighter, a lovely pretty shiny blue,
I ave never seen owt like it, so tell me if you do,
You hear of things around the world invading peoples skin,
It could be something deep inside, wiggling within,
I'll keep you posted about it's travels, and where it's heading to,
An bugger it, I feel so down, I think I have the flu.
Why does it always appen, when things are goin fine,
My body takes a heppy and oversteps the line,
I know I should be happy that me faculties are here,
But now I ave a whizzing noise buzzin through me ear,
I think I know what it is, in fact I'm pretty sure,
I should be used to all of this as I plummet to the floor,
It's that ruddy menieres, it makes the room go round,
I'll finish this off later once up from off the ground.
I'm writing up my fibromyalgia conference notes
Got My ESA, WooHoo
surely i cant be the only person that these tablets have helped
