time to make you smile ;-D satdy smiles little laughs help. ONLY IF YOU LIKE A JOKE OR 2 .

[fairycazzie]

You know you have fibromyalgia when:

1)You have your pharmacist on speed dial.

2)You tell the Police Officer your driving slow because the fog~ but it's sunny out..

3)you fit the diagnostic criteria for both insomnia andnarcolepsy.

4)You have more diagnosesthan a nursing home..

5)Your mrdical chart comes in several volumes.

6)Old peopleavoid you because of how much you talk about your health..

[fairycazzie]

Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site.

Paddy says to Murphy 'Im gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!'

He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts 'I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!'

Murphy watches in amazement!

The Foreman shouts 'Paddy you're mad, go home.'

So he leaves the site.

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

'Where the hell are you going?' asks the Foreman.

'I cant work in the friggin dark! ' says Murphy.

[fairycazzie]

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street. Murphy falls in hole and hurts himself. He calls out, "Paddy, call me an ambulance".

Paddy starts jumping up and down clapping his hands yelling, "Murphy's an ambulance, Murphy's an ambulance".

[fairycazzie]

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it.

[ladymoth in reply to fairycazzie]

They've found something that can do the work of ten men in half the time - it's called A WOMAN!

[beth2]

these are brill keep them coming thank you for making me laugh love beth xx

[Sammicat15]

nice idea. keep 'em coming!

[FionaP]

<3 it xx

[Goodienuff]

more!!! more!!!

[Goodienuff]

Hope this isn't considered to be too dirty - once you get to the punchline, you realise it's only dirty if you're dirty minded (which is probably anyone who reads it)

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ...

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

[fairycazzie]

Lolol satdy shud be the new try keep us laffing as lafter is good medicine! ;-D keeep going ladies its funny xxxxxx

[Huggybear16]

love it .keep them coming xx