Chuckles - Statistics

[kraftyk8]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it !)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(I don't think I need to see that one)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length.. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(no comment......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay........ so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

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oh well that was all very educational i feel ready for any quiz show now lol love toyou diddle xxx

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well Im a polar bear, that wants to be a pig, as I havent seen my pee under a light, I dont know if Im a cat, ive met a few ostrich lately, xxxxx

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I cant get the pig out of my mind, please can I be a pig[lol]

[lynz]

brilliant well that made laugh ,thank for that ,i was feeling very very down ,so thanks xxx

[electricjaws]

well on the second one i think i could do it in 3weeks!! i take movicol sachets which have bicarbonate of soda in ,within a week i reckon i could power a hot air balloon single handed!!!!

[electricjaws]

right handed people live longer? well i am left handed so that means i won't have to put up with fibro as long as you right handed people!!! p.s that statistic is reallly going to confuse people who are ambidexterose!!!!!

[NUNKSTER]

Oh no I'm left handed

The gas I have no problems with lol

With the wife's cooking I would not want to be the catfish hehe just kidding

[electricjaws in reply to NUNKSTER]

if your wife reads this i'm afraid you may be the one to get fried!!!!

[electricjaws]

all i can say is oink oink and three times oink!!!

[electricjaws]

if i did that paradise, you would see me floating over the skies of north yorkshire, as a hot air balloon!!!!

[bumblebee57]

And OINK again,lol.Maybe if you crossed the pig with the lion, you'd have it made!! OMG you'd never leave the house again,lol !!