Ouch I'm in pain oh no not again
Up to bed as I walk in the door
I'm trying to work my duties wont shirk
But I fear I'm becoming a bore
My back could be be broke in such pain I awoke
I'm walking like a propper old crock
I miss being a hotty a fit bit of totty
Now it hurts just to walk round the block
Walk a mile in my shoes and I'm sure you would choose
To live in your body not mine
It's not that I whinge each time there's a twinge
I just smile and I say that I'm fine