Air freshener!!!!!!!!

[Rach1977]

Something to make you laugh........ I have just been made aware by my huband this morning that I have been polishing the house with air freshener for the last month!!!!!!!

OMG......what an idiot, I thought it was polish!!

[chorley]

Hi Rach..

Thats a good one, did it make any differance ?? dose it actually make your house all Shiny and Sweet hehehehe

CHORLEY

[Rach1977]

No I couldn't quite understand why the dust wasn't going!!!!!!

Didn't make my house smell nice either......Wilkinsons Cheap stuff!!!!! I am off to buy some Pledge!!!!!!!!

[chorley in reply to Rach1977]

Hehehehe just make sure you buy the right stuff and dont come back with something like oven cleaner

[Rach1977 in reply to chorley]

Now that would be bad!!!!!

[ldjboothby]

My husband wanted his hair cut this morning said to my sister can't do it as left arm bad so I'll just trip round his ears --she wrote back saying better to trim round them--we could be the funniest community on earth.

[Rach1977 in reply to ldjboothby]

OMG does he trust you!!!!! Good luck Mr husband!!!x

[Hidden]

Ive been known to drink shampoo, dont know why i thought it was pop, but the best was this morning, I was putting wonder web on new pants to shorten them, I wondered if there was enough to do 4 legs, dont ask me why I thought I had 4 legs[lol]

[Rach1977 in reply to Hidden]

Shampoo, OMG that must have tasted rank!!!! Were you frothing at the mouth!!!

4 legs......do you crawl cos walking is too painful?? turning into a dog?? errrrr???? good luck with your 4 legged pair of trousers!!! xx

[lynz in reply to Hidden]

haha cant stop laughing ,that will make me chuckle all day lol

[gypsycrafter]

and thank goodness for spellcheck!!

[Rach1977]

I haven'f figured out how to work spell check on HU yet!!!!! I think we all need it....but that is what makes the posts so funny, we are all dippy !!!! it's like a game...guess the word!! x

[lynz in reply to Rach1977]

yes its defo that with me ,i keep writing defo cause no matter how hard i try i cant remember how to spell the real word ,maybe i should ask my children lol

[chorley]

LOL these stories are great, i would love to put them in my book, if this is ok with all of you would you be so kind to message me in my inbox, I will not put any names or put any stories in my book without your permission..

CHEERS

CHORLEY

[Hidden]

Rachel you are a noodle!!! Everytime I walk in your house I say, "Smells lovely in here" and you always say "That's because I've just washed the floor". Were you putting air freshener in the water too???!!! Polish, air freshener, floor cleaner......they're probably all the same anyway!!!!! xxx

[Hidden]

Lol that made me chuckle, something i would do. Lou x

[Glenys]

And don't use oven cleaner as deodorant!

Ouch!

[Rach1977 in reply to Glenys]

lol xx