Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my Pepsi, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”
Miss I don't think I have laughed so much in the last 5 minutes than I have in a week. We have gone into tier 4 that is certainly not funny but its no surprise nobody obeying the rules, still partying in peoples houses no social distancing so no wonder its rife, I am back on house arrest lol.
Have a safe and wonderful Christmas.
Panda
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I'm a loner and not able to get out much, so nothing changes for me. I'd made plans to spend Christmas in my support bubble and that's still allowed. At least I won't be alone, like the first lockdown. Can't see the glamchildren but we'll video call! It's great to laugh out loud. Stops the stress and aids healing 😜🤪😅
Good fun in these painful, dismal times. I talk to myself a lot especially berating myself when I drop stuff (which is regularly). I must say I get more exercise that way and often just laugh and say things like 'well done, it's been five minutes since you dropped the last thing' and then just laugh. I must start talking to my machines see whether they are as sarcastic as yours. Thanks for the giggle and happy Christmas in your bubble.
I hate when I go to turn off my computer and it asks if I'm sure! That really starts a debate 🤪😅🤓
Now for all those planning work outings or get togethers with friends - please read and this has been updated to include the new social distancing requirements
Please be advised that all employees planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs.
The assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers who are required to sit the required distance apart and therefore may need a larger sleigh. Please be aware of the tier status of your route and use the sanitizers provided. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance. Monitoring equipment for noise control will be placed along the route.
Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night. Please make sure if making use of such equipment that lifting and carrying advice is followed and social distancing rules adhered to. While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all facility users are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks. The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that prior to shining his/her glory all around s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory
Following last year’s well publicised case, everyone is advised that legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr. R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.
While it is acknowledged that gift-bearing is commonly practised in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded under provisions of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. Further, caution is advised regarding other common gifts, such as aromatic resins that may initiate allergic reactions. Please remind yourselves of the sites of all first aid equipment and identify all qualified first aiders.
Finally, for those involved in the recent case of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be attending in due course.
Wishing you a very Merry Christmas – be safe out there.......
Oh we really are, the other week I told 'alexa' to put the TV off then I put off the lights & said 'ni nite' to the cat, as you do🤷when out of the darkness there was a 'nite nite' back at me!😬😳👀
The madness is spilling over in Morriston too! My hubby has just taken the marge off me, then moved it further away from the checkout in front of the woman, it was 1.25 and I am nearly 50! These are crazy times 👍😂 got to laugh, grumpy old men hehe
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The pip assessment 
Still no help and feeling desperate now!!
this damned house
Christmas Spirit
