Terry Funny for today (3 -.06 - 14) How many Dogs to changes a light bulb

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 


DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


ROTTWEILER: Make me.


LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?


TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!


JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 


COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 


DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. 


BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......


CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. 


IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....


POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....


GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?


YORKSHIRE TERRIER: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!


AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..


OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?


HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z


SCHNAUZER: Bark bark bark. Mom, the light bulb is out...bark bark bark bark...MOM! I said the light bulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark...MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO????


SHIH TZU - Who me? change a light bulb? We are royal decedents and we have staff to do that for us.




And what about CATS? 


CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?



ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...

Take care and kindest regards

Terry

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  • Very good that my friend, I really like it!

    Take care

    Ken

  • Very funny love this, was actually picturing all the dogs talking lol x

  • Thanks terry, really brightened my day; I am new to the forum and a little good humour goes a long way! Good morning all, its a lovely day here, AVx

  • Being a great Border Collie fan, but now owning a Jack Russell, I can certainly vouch for those breeds. D. ...................................PS. My Collie did a great job rewiring the house - but the lightbulb he replaced has blown- as for the JR - well he is still bouncing off the walls. ...........................PPS I love this can I steal it please? Best wishes to someone with a great sense of humour. from an appreciative audience.

  • Spot on Terry.

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