Last one tonight.

[tettridge]

An exasperated mother whose son was allways getting into mischief, finally asked him,

"How do you think you will get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said,

"Well I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St Peter says'For heavens sake Dylan come in or stay out'"

[TheAuthor]

Very good! Do you think it will work for me?

[Hidden]

Hehe, that is one I had better remember as it is probably my only way in!!

[tettridge]

The problem is the running in and out and slamming the door, by the time I have 'run' in I would be so out of breath I couldn't run back out and if I did manage it I would be stuck out there. Ho Hum.

Take care and kindest regards

Terry

[Shazzzy]

Good one !