chilly! So easy get up make a new one. It is like so many thing now it is not easy it requires for thought, forward planning - I have to stand - where are my crutches? Fill the kettle -ok this should be a doddle - puts crutches down, grabs kettle weaves to sink fills kettle - ah spills water on floor!
Puts kettle on - where is the paper towel (the dog ate it yesterday) loo paper is on table, pulls off reams throws it at floor. I realize my feet have bandages so cannot use them ah I take crutches and in affectively mop up the water. Now the floor is covered in bits of loo roll that seems to be wilting and curling up from the damp. D...M turns makes Strong black coffee grabs crutches then picks my way back to the table.
All that for a coffee well here I am ready for anything!
Picks up mug Takes a sip ...............mmmmhhhh uuuuukkkkk its BISTO !!