diary of a bored patient three weeing is a prob to me

diary of a bored patient three       weeing is a prob to me

and so the wee saga continues...needed another wee and the dumb nurse insisted on bed pan this time i cannot for the life of me think why......

i said i cant use that sure you can

no i always spill it

nevermind just try hunnie

grrrrr

ice cold metal under bum enough to make anyone wee...

cant reach button curtains closed no nursie in sight

oh well slide it out and put it on table easy peasie

NOT

splash slop spilll damn bed now wet.

still no nursie have to get upcant lay here catching a unrine cold...

hello floor have we met before.

too many nursies now and damn machines again..

sister tells me they have bed straps.....

is that supposed to mean something.

next stop critcare cardiac ward.

and i thought they likedme here

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  • You give EM hassle Petal.It so lovely to see you on here,was very worried about you.

    Missed all your funnies on facebook and you of coarse.

    Well you sound like you are feeling somewhat better,I hope that is the case.

    Make sure they are good to you there and tell them next time you will have a comode thankyou.

    When I had by back op done a very nasty little nurse left me balancing on a bedpan for half an hour.Just because I talked to much :-(.If I could have thrown it at her I would have.

    You get well soon hun

    Love and very soft hugs Jayne-marie xxxxxxx

  • you may like to read three prvious entrieson blog today i have jst fought for theright to use my lap top and won.......

  • you may like to read three prvious entrieson blog today i have jst fought for theright to use my lap top and won.......

  • Way to go girl,but remember you are supposed to be resting.

    But there is nothing worse than being bored in hospital,hope you are getting plenty of visitors to brighten up your day.

    Got a feeling Petal that you will be the funniest pain in the bum patient they have had.Hope the grub is O.K.

    Try to behave LOL

    Love and hugs Jayne-Mariexxxxx

  • I ALWAYS BEHAVE in a mannerof speaking i only eat salads here and mash the rest is fugly stuff have a fewmore incidents to relate have to stop myselffrom getting bored so they will have to take the brunt. i was so touched by all the messages when i logged in. thought i was a pain in the rear here never mind at hospital lol p

  • lol you making me giggle something wicked! poor you hun, or should i say poor nurses?? lol xx

  • Aww hope you get better just give the nurses hell lol take care paula x

  • who ME never lol

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