What should a football team fo if its pitch is flooded?
WELL CALL ON THE SUBS OF COURSE!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A BRICK= LAYER !!
knock knock
Who is there?
WENCESLAS
WENCESLAS WHO??
WENCELAS TRAIN HOME!!
enough I hear you cry cry louder see you all tomorrow dont forget to put your jokes up for one and all this is the season for sharing xxgins
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Morning gins, just wish I can remember all these one liner jokes...your are good nd give e a giggle every day.....keep em coming....are you going out today, if so have a great day..but take care....Dee xx
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Morning Dee
So glad you enjoy the nonsense a quiz to come next to test our brains lol Home day today not moving far at all. Have a good day xgins
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Here's a silly contribution and you can boo me off as they are truly bad
Why do idiots eat biscuits?
Because they're CRACKERS !! boom boom
Wake up.........
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
Foggy x
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HA HA! BOOM BOOM! would say Basil Brush
xxxsian
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Ok heres's some bad reindeer jokes
And as the reindeer say before they tell you jokes ....
.............These jokes will sleigh you!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
..................No, he was "elf"-taught!
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
......................He looks at his calen-"deer"!
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Two in the front and two in the back!
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
..........................Take the reindeer out first
Heheheheheh
xxxsianxxx
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Well lol you are a funny one aren't you lol
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Very good all of you lol...just come in from shopping With Maureen and made my day to read your jokes lol?....Hugs...Deexxx
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