Morning gins,unfortunately I won't be around at 2.30pm but should be home at 3pm as I have an appointment.So I will have to play catch up when I get in.How are you today?xxx
At least I have some time to splatter inches of make-up, I will be absent without leave at 4.00 for an injection ( wish it was an injection of comedy.....but alas - no ) No doubt I can steer my way out and back in hehehehe...
Just one question, could I suggest we get hold of esagestapo and suggest he becomes my bold steed.....just a thought !! He is good in an emergency !!
its gonna take ages to wax the magic tash so better go and get ready
Darn it shall have to quickly take my costume to the dry cleaners as somehow its covered in jam from the other days frivolities with the squirting guns
You can be on lookout for the manchurian baddie count (gins) if you like so can keep hidden so as to message us when his baddieness is approaching or sending his minions after us LOLOL
It'll be fab to let off some steam
How are you today zosie? you sound more positive and relaxed
..........snuggly warming and calming fluffies for you
I feel more positive. I think the thought of being signed off from work for a while is helping, as if I feel bad I can just go to bed, or get hot water bottle out etc. Also exciting news -I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST! It's taken me 18 months, cost over 2grand in lessons, I had bilateral foot surgery somewhere in the middle but passed on Wed which was my second attempt.
I thought I would be too ill and tired to concentrate and I got parallel park as my manoeuvre and it was on a hill, and very busy with traffic!
I'm feeling proud of my achievement, it's a big deal for me.
That is fantastic news zosie I'm really pleased for you
Congratulations
I'm not good but not bad if I stay in bed and only get up for the essentials hopefully should be back to my full boinging self soon I hate it when I can barely move............... darn physio assessment yesterday is whats done it! well made me worse anyway
Lets have some farsical friday fun to celebrate zosie we'll be able to help foggy catch the castle thats if I've interpretted gins panto guide correctly xxxzeb
WELL DONE ZOSIE hip hip hoorah I would do a happy dance for you but my body precludes that at the moment, so I am doing one with my pinkies instead. >>> moietcghnuoufvyzycbtgd>>> Congratulations Zosie, I'm so so pleased for you and you overcame all the problems and achieved it YAY
Hope you can help me in this panto.......I need all the help I can get atm., my silly body is in full revolt, well, my back and neck, (no doubt everything else will join the pain party soon enough :o) you can doze off on the back of my noble steed, will have a comfy chair like saddle fitted for you
Curtain up.......Frightlessly fearlessly foolishly frayed Fiona, takes the opportunity whilst the coast is clear to daringly double daringly dashes in storms and takes over Castle Mondovia..,....
End of story,,,,,,,,.......
And the moral of this panto......... Strike whilst the irons hot !!!!!
Hehehehehe ......waits for applause, though things she may have jumped the gun
............an evil cackle is heard in the background!..........arggggggggg,hehehehehehahahaha..............out jumps the evil sister dreedful...............lo and behold everyone,Iam the evil sister dreedful! And indeed Iam full of dread and despair for all those who tread my path!...............runs away behind the curtain laughing an evil laugh
sweeping on tothe stage "shss ah gr I am the dreaded count manchurian What is this I see you are all eating jam sandwishes shhahs (at the audience) I only eat children on sundays and then I never manage a whole one.!! Who has seen Dreedful i she here I am looking for her - which way - behind me no there iis no one there- where looks to the right oh behind tiptoes energetically about then stamp his feet catching his magic spurs WHOOSH BANG ! HE IS GONE
" Hello boys and girls! I am Madama Denteen and I am kind to everyone I like to waft around in my sparkly frock and purple doc-martens, anyone seen my sister Dreedfull? she's not very nice - but she does smell like lovely sweeties "
I am here my wonderous Trimbull dwarf you are the one that y manchurian heart speaks for come sit on my knee I am here behind you whuoooo Here why do you not look my way!
oh, the poor baldy man looks a tad uncomfy! I, the sweet Madama Denteen, must hoike up my skirts and waft away to find a goose to de-feather for to stuff a pillow, and a sheep to sheer, to spin & dye the wool for to weave into a blanket - oh sod it! I'm of to see what the pound shops got.
Sweeties! I hear you say,sweeties!.............out jumps sister dreedful with curly wurlys hanging out of her mouth and twirls around on the stage wearing a dress made of curly wurly wrappers.........yes Iam here! Behold I may be evil but I smell of haribo sweets children,so come and get your sweeties here............pulls out handfuls of sweets from her pockets and throws them to the children please do come over here children to see my amazing fluffie petting zoo................points to the corner where various fluffies are performing tricks!
Rwahhhhhahhhhahhhahhh LOLOLOLOL.....
............hehehehehaahahhheehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Trimbull the Tyrant is rolling around wetting himself laughing uncontrollably...........
no, t'is pressed berries from the singing ringing tree - oh sugar! that is a secret I have kept for nigh on 3 score years and 10, how did I come to give it away? I feel a little lightheaded. Who asked me? where has he gone?
sadly I, Madama Denteen has to leave for a few hours as Baron hardup [ ] and his wife are taking me out to dine - they've got a humongous pumpkin pie left from cindy's wedding
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