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The Pastors Ass

The Pastors Ass

This humorous story comes with an apology from me - I have a busted wrist and typing takes me forever, so I have resorted to 'cutting and pasting' other peep's jokes. I hope you enjoy this vulgar story! :)

Moffy x

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:


The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for £10.

The next day the paper read:


This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where

it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!


8 Replies

That was a ass of a story :) loved it well done xgins


That was a ass of a story :) loved it well done xgins


strange I only put it on once........!


Love it Moffy, :-) :-)


like it :D


Brilliant Moffy! I love a good giggle! Have missed you and your wonderful humour,ver sorry to hear you have broken your wrist,must be absolute agony for you,hope you are back on the mend real soon, love Della xxx


Love it!....hope the wrist is better soon...


Thanks for that, was just what I needed this morning a little chuckle. Could have gone on even further lol . Great start to my morning. Xxx


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