With a mixture of skulduggery and connections in high places, I have managed to secure the free use of this rather desirable shed in Boris Johnson's back garden.
At first he wasn't too keen, but after I threatened to reveal the secret formula of his blond hair colouring solution, he gave in, and said that we can use it if we keep it clean and don't start fires!
Maybe we should have a hut-warming party - I'm sure Mr Johnson wouldn't mind, so long as we save him some eats.
Moffy x
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I,m on my way round with cakes and two sticks to rub together
I have arranged for a very handsome young man to be on hand with fluffy towels for us and some fish flakes for VG. Jilly pulls on her swimming googles and fins and dives in to check for sharks before VG takes to the water.
Ah ha, I thought you still had Idris concealed at your place :D. He's a brill quick lighter of barbecues, he throws out just the right amount of flames, The hot tub holds 10 people easily so when Sandra arrives we can all enjoy ourselves
Foggy x
Ps - sorry had to dash off and visit friend who is in hosp, so late in replying
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