I have located our new Volunteer Hut!
With a mixture of skulduggery and connections in high places, I have managed to secure the free use of this rather desirable shed in Boris Johnson's back garden.
At first he wasn't too keen, but after I threatened to reveal the secret formula of his blond hair colouring solution, he gave in, and said that we can use it if we keep it clean and don't start fires!
Maybe we should have a hut-warming party - I'm sure Mr Johnson wouldn't mind, so long as we save him some eats.
Moffy x