I found this today while trying to make myself feel better, trying to find someone on insta to follow for a bit of a pick me up or inspiration or something, I’m not sure. But this just made me laugh and thought, who would appreciate this...you guys!! Don’t know if it’s allowed but I’m posting anyway!!
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This is hilarious and so so true! I have also wondered whether I have been judged critically on my topiary skills, both design and execution xx
😂👌🏻 spot on sister 😄
Hey, hope you're Ok.This definitely made me giggle. So true.lol.
It’s the pointless bit of blue paper that made me laugh, they’re trying to protect your dignity while everyone and anyone is down rooting around in your nether regions 🙄😂😂😂
Hilarious
OMG so funny. I always debate whether to take my socks off or not 🤔. They just don’t look nice on bare legs.
😂😂😂 I know, especially if you’re like me and forget to shave!lol
Yes! I always deliberate over the socks lol. Looking weird with only socks vs looking weirder for taking them off for no reason?!?! 🤷♀️😂
Yeah that’s it! There’s no reason to take them off, and my feet are always cold, so I leave them on and feel weird 😂
Right, I’m doing that next time! May have to upgrade my socks 😂.
Haha totally me 🤣🤣 I kept forgetting to paint my toe nails so I decided to keep them on but seriously debated for 3 scans which was better - socks on bare legs or bare toes 😂
Yeah I've seen this and lol'd at it. So true. Also, I had my cervical exam yesterday and she kept apologising for things and how hard it must be to do the exam and I'm like, puleez, not after 3 rounds of IVF 😂
So simple in comparison!
Exactly! It so bad how little I care I now lol
The arms!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I do sometimes wonder where to put my arms... behind my head or on my belly 🤷🏻♀️ I think I awkwardly twiddly my thumbs like what to do what to do! X
At my last transfer they just said put your arms by your side...but there wasn’t enough room on the bed 😂 it was so narrow!! so they were half under my bum half just held there 🤣🤣
🤣🤦🏼♀️ x
I know, so ridiculous 😂 but people don’t talk about these things, and it’s good to as we all experience them!
We do indeed! I always feel if I put my hands behind my head I look a bit lewd 🤣😱
😂😂😂
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The pants!! I always try and hide them with my jeans 😂😂
Same! Stuffing them in! Which is ridiculous, we all wear them! It’s just the things nobody talks about!
When I had my transfer last month, I went to get on the bed, and then realised I hadn't even taken them off 🤦🏼♀️ I felt really embarrassed for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON when the nurse basically saw me take them off, even though a doctor was totally getting a massive show minutes later 😂😂
I know it’s crazy isn’t it lol
ha ha that happened to me last year, I was mortified that I left them on and had to quickly take them off scrunched them up and passed to my poor husband 😂
I had to go in on my own unfortunately because of covid, I had to hide them in my dressing gown pocket!! 😂
Ah yes the dressing gown, I'm just under 5ft so i already look like a child wearing their parents oversized gown. I've had a couple of transfers without my husband too. My next one we're allowed partners again thankfully 🙏
I was very fortunate that my transfer resulted in my first ever BFP. I'm so grateful that he's allowed to come to my first scan, it's great for us all out there that things are opening up fully!! Wishing you all the best for your transfer ❤️
That is amazing news Chicky86, so happy for you! Yes it will make scan less nerve wracking. I am praying the next transfer is the one. We've had a couple of BFPs, but finally recognised my thyroid was causing issues. X
love it 🤣 I thought about having a quick trim night before the egg retrieval then thought sod it! but I was wondering today if as soon as you are under they flip that modesty sheet over and out the way, glorious imagery 😳😱😷😬
Yip I’m sure they do! 😂😂😂
I often think about this!!! Like I am splayed, bare, slightly drooling and maybe snoring. 😩🤣
😂😂😂
🤣 thank goodness we will never know what we look like when we are out for the count, especially legs akimbo!
I can truly relate to this! The thought haunted me for days before my second egg collection. 😫😓By my third, I was like 🤷🏾♀️
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Aha someone sent me this before my last transfer and it had me in stitches! That tiny blue piece of paper is SO pointless when they shine a huge spotlight directly in to your nether regions! 🤦🏻♀️ I definitely had to have a tidy up downstairs before each of my transfers, couldn’t cope with having three people seeing me so unkept 😂 At one time there was four people in the room whilst I bared all for everyone to see and they just kept starting small talk with me whilst trying to poke the tube into my cervix!
I don’t always keep myself tidy for my husband but I will for my doctors 😂 xx
Hehe this made me laugh, there’s always stupid small talk, always about the weather!!
😂 so so true!! X
OMG SOOO TRUUUUEEEE
This is so true and funny how's your journey going 🥰
Just had my 3rd failed FET so not not great! Hence trying to find some comedy to make me feel better, hoping it’s worked for others too
So sorry to hear that ❤❤❤ xxx
Oh so sorry to hear this sending you lot of love and hugs 🤗❤
This made me laugh - especially the pants on the floor bit! I never knew whether to hang them on the clothes hook with my coat 🤣
When I was in hospital the doctor one time asked if she could borrow my iPhone to use the torch on it....she held it whilst her colleague inspected my cervix! I haven’t been able to use my torch app since 🤣
Oh my goodness that’s crazy!! I can’t believe she had to use your phone 😂
Thus happened to me 🤣 must be a thing Dr's do 😭
NHS cut backs maybe?! 🤣 I mean I know my entire life is on my iPhone and I practically have an app for everything but there’s a line 🤣
I've got a Samsung and didn't even know I had a torch but the Dr knew where it was 🤣 cut backs haha defo
This is too funny! The scrunched up knickers on the floor! 😆😅😂
😂 so true!
Anyone else tucked their pants in their shoes to hide/so not on show and then had momentary panic when forgotten where you put them before getting dressed?! 😂🙈
Yes! Especially when I wear leggings as I always wear black pants so I can’t find them when I go back to get dressed 🤦🏽♀️😂
Relatable 😅
😂 thanks for starting this thread!! Good to laugh about this business sometimes 🙂 xxx
Man I never even thought about the grooming element! After a year of lockdown it’s become my new normal hahahaha
Really made me giggle 🤣👌 xxx ❤
Haha this is brilliant ! Gave me a good laugh 😂
This is great! And very true 😂🤣x
This is excellent Jam-master 🤣 relatable in every way 🙈 the socks on or off is an issue too 🤣 thanks for sharing xx
Arw this is fantastic! Every part of the scenario is so true and hilarious xx
Haha lol this captures it all to a T - I’m always wondering where to keep the knickers 😂
Lool thats jokes ha ha 😂🤣😆
😂😂😂
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